I'm in the process of rewriting this section and I'm having trouble. I think I thought of all the clever shit for the intro. Now my head hurts from using my brain. It's like a runaway brain freeze in the heat of the sun in the winter of my soul? To answer your question: Yes. Multiple times a day LoL

My Ideal Person Real women dress like they're in a headbangers ball exclusive new music video from Ratt or Warrant, etc. They smell like temptation and taste like sin. They have long hair and they like men with long hair. They like music. Hard Rock and Heavy Metal music. They like musicians. Hard Rock and Heavy Metal musicians. Preferably vocalists. They are skinny to athletic to average in body type and weigh No More than 145 pounds but can be as short or as tall as the good lord saw fit to make them. They stay drunk and high all the time but handle their shit like pros. They take care of me if I'm too fucked up, physically or emotionally sick. They have beautiful faces and bodies By anyone's standards. They can have breast implants it's real skin on the outside, but the cups must be a C or above. I want A whore experience every single time we are sexual and then a nice quiet observer and mental note taker in public so we together can plan for survival in any situation anywhere we go. She will be my friend, lover, better half, teammate, partner, party girl and equal remembering at all times her actions represent the both of us. If I am driving she will go down on me. If I'm showering she will fuck me in the shower and wash me after. She will let me light her cigarettes for her so obviously she will have to smoke. She will have the brains of a manager and may possibly become my manager. She will be my best friend and she will be truly loved, treated like a treasure, never abused, always protected and will always promise to try and remove the condom without me knowing and ride me reverse cowgirl making me cum in her by grinding down on my cock and squeezing every last drop putting me in a cock lock with her vaginal strength. That's just in the morning... Lol