I was tired of my old man, we'd been together too long Like a worn out recording of a favorite song So while he lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape Then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape I didn't think about my man, I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old man had fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad Hello and thanks for visiting my profile page. The following are a few things about me. I'm a true bbw....so if that is a problem, click the next profile please. If all you are looking for is a casual hookup or a one-time thing, etc. Move along please. If you wish to chat or message me, please include a face picture. If you don't have a face picture, please don't waste our time. If you are immature, rude or mean, I will not respond. I'm not a size queen, but you still have to be this tall to ride this ride. LOL I am not interested in any man that is bisexual or into TS's (and NO you are not straight if you enjoy TS's). ME: I love a good verbal exchange. I know it's ultimately about sex in any relationship, but that can be done with tact and respect. My Ideal Person is imaginative, can still rise to the occasion and is not solely into oral sex; I do prefer men, sorry ladies. Intelligence and common sense are huge turn on. I am NOT just looking for a one-night stand... If you are, don't bother me. To those of you who want to point out to me that this is a "sex site", save your breath... I know what it is thanks. IF YOU LIKE MY PROFILE, feel free to LEAVE A SWEET COMMENT: (Say something nice or keep it to yourself) [B][/B]

My Ideal Person Not into men who are dumb as a rock or rude and mean. If that's you, please skip my profile page. If you are also looking for something long term and sweet, drop me a line, include your face picture and I'll get back to you. Provide a face picture or I won't respond... Men only, no immature boys please...

PS: Maturity is not about age, it's about an attitude...