[COLOR green][B]Mild mannered Clark Kent and Lois Lane by day(normal 9-5 at the Daily Planet) - By night...you already know. ;-) We're a down to earth, easy going, social couple. Love the outdoors, travel, camping, diving, and so much more. Looking for couples or single females who are D/D/D free. Prefer those who can hold a good conversation before the bedroom AND throw down in the bedroom. As much as we love sex we are just as interested in the relationships. If there is no chemistry or attraction in public --- it's a wrap. Not superficial at all, we just like what we like. AND neither one of us is gonna "take 1 for the team". [SIZE 3][I]If we contact you - please write back - even if it is to say "Man! you must be ding!!" Not everybody is attracted to everybody (we aren't) and it's all good. Just say so.[/I][/SIZE] Prefer married and long term couples. Don't mind a stable, drama free "Girl Friday". Single men - you gotta bring some (pussy) to get some - NO EXCEPTIONS. With few exceptions, were not big on fuck friends. Our experience is, that's a recipe for drama. You gotta be ready to take care of my wife like she's your Queen. [/B][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person We're looking for bi/bi-curious women and/or couples, for friendship and great sex. We are a professional, educated, discreet couple seeking the same in others.

Please check all DRAMA at the door. You know if you're ass is a Crazy "Drama Lovin" type before you write us - so if this is you, pleeease save that shit for somebody else who wants it.

WARNING!! This couple's oral sex talents are classified
as a Schedule II controlled substance:

(A) The drug or other substance has a high potential for abuse.

( The drug or other substance has a currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States or a currently accepted medical use with severe restrictions.

(C) Abuse of the drug or other substances may lead to severe psychological or physical dependence.

She sucks a mean dick and his talents have been described as "the MD of pussy sucking". When he goes downtown expect one or more of the following psychological or physical side effects:


1. UNCONTROLLABLE TREMORS
2. TINGLING HEAD-TO-TOE
3. EXTREME SHORTNESS OF BREATH AFTER THE MONSTER ORGASM
4. CHILLS WHEN TOUCHED "ANYWHERE" POST-CLIMAX
5. TOTAL LOSS OF CONTROL FROM MULTIPLE ORGASMS
6. SCREAMS AND SPASMS FROM MUSCLES YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD
7.PUSSY SQUIRTS OR IS SO WET YOU BELIEVE YOU PISSED YOURSELF
8.FIND YOURSELF CALLING ON GOD
9.FEEL AS IF ELECTRICITY IS RUNNING THROUGH UR BODY
10. WANT UR PARTNER 2 STOP... BUT CAN'T GET THE WORDS OUT
11. AFTERWARDS...NO NO NO - GET AWAY FROM ME - YOUR DANGEROUS--SHIAT!!
12.SOAKING WET PANTIES THE DAY AFTER JUST THINKIN BOUT IT
13. POST EUPHORIA FEELINGS THAT UR FLOATING IN AIR
14. ASKING WHY UR MAN/LADY CAN'T TREAT UR PUSSY THAT GOOD OR ASKING FOR LESSONS(AVAILABLE FOR A LOW COST). 15.UNCONTROLLABLE SMILING THE NEXT DAY - CANT HIDE IT FROM UR FRIENDS/FAMILY HOW WELL U GOT "FUCKED!".
16.STRONG NEED TO WRITE HOME TO MOMMA.


If you're out there having boring sex - not xperiencing at least 10 of these side effects on a regular basis ...schedule your Doctor appointment with the HotVegas1s!!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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