Girl next door with a really warped sense of humor. Hopelessly addicted to chatrooms. Not interested in dick pics, viewing cams, younger men, or meeting random strangers in hotel rooms just because they happen to be in town.

My Ideal Person Seeking honest intelligent single gentleman interested in a LTR with short homely bbw with buck teeth, chronic halitosis, and a bum knee. I'm really attracted to men with working lawn mowers. Please send pic of lawn mower.

Currently not accepting applications from younger men, married men (play with your wife, sheesh!), or men who say hello gorgeous. For heaven's sake, take your eyes off my boobs. They are 61 years old, wrinkled, and scarred. I have to iron them out every morning and roll them back up. Otherwise, they bang my kneecaps.

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\***Gentlemen, thank you for the offers, but I'm not at all interested in younger men or being your out-of-town hook-up or side woman. I'll chat with you all day, but that's as far as it's going.***