I hate to start out negative because I am a very positive per but I am going to get the rules out there first. To make myself clear - I am real, I expect to be treated as the classy lady that I am. If you are expecting sex in any way shape or form 5 minutes into a 1st meeting -- I am not the girl for you. I have sex with friends, you have to make friend status first and that isnt at a meet and greet. This includes grabbing my breast, sticking your hand down my pants, trying to force my hand down your pants, there will never be a blowjob in the coffee shop parking lot before we have coffee...If you make friend status then I hope that we will have a great time and alot of great sex - If you want just fucking then go somewhere else. I promise that when I want you - I am not shy about throwing you down and ravishing you - I like to make the first move... hopefully you wont tell me not to.....OK I am done with the soapbox... Come on guys, please send face pic if you dont have one on your profile...I hope that there is more to you than just a swinging dick... I am living in paradise and it is called Caliente. If you are not familiar, it is a beautiful Nudist Resort about 30 miles north of Tampa. I may never leave home again - why should I.... Sun and Naked, you cant get any better than that!!! [COLOR darkblue]I am not looking for casual sex - I will have on stockings, heels and a smile...I love wearing corsets - not only are they sexy they hide a multitude of imperfections.... Gentlemen, if you wear a tie ... I can tell you that there are lots of uses for it besides hang around your neck!![/COLOR] I want to find a mate for a long term relationship... I am not talking marriage or even an exclusive committed relationship.... I like to have good friends with benefits!! Not one night stands. My job keeps me very busy so please don't waste my time if you don't have any intent on not showing up...I can hunt you down - strip you naked - cover you with honey and let the ants to the rest!!! For couples, I am not looking to steal your husband, I had that happen to me - it is not much fun. I would like to find a couple that I can hang out with and have no drama. I don't want to help fix a relationship - Please be secure with what you have before inviting me to join you. I am not bisexual, I would consider myself "bi-light". So there are limitations with how far I will go, now she can do just about anything to me. I can be as involved with the hubby as you find comfortable, this is all about fun. [SIZE 2][COLOR green][I]Bring out the can of Cheeze Wiz, a hat made out of condoms, a little chocolate sauce and the monkey that can take pictures and we have a party.[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE] As for men, I am not looking to put notches on my bedpost and I don't want to be a notch on yours. I want to get to know you and enjoy hanging out. Someone that I can do the normal things, but also indulge in my wild side. So, with that said - I am not looking to raise anyone, please be old enough to keep my mind interested. I want to be able to talk to you out of the bed or at least enjoy the same music. I am a classy lady and expect to be treated with respect. I am not interested in pen pals, cyber chatting or just exchanging pictures. I am real and not into playing games. If you do not have a face picture on your profile or send one with your email, I will not respond - We all have gentitals, I want to see your lovely faces. If you send an invite to your network and your main profile photo is less than tasteful, I cant accept. I am not "All that and a bag of chips" but if you look at the stats on this site: there is over 800,000 men, 95,000 couples and only 60,000 single women and from what I hear half of the single women are fakes. I am very real. So with that said, if you email me and just write "Wanna Fuck", don't expect a reply. You dont need to write a book but come on - make me want to find out more about you. If I replied to every email or wink ... I would never get away from my computer. If I don't reply please understand, it is just a matter of time. [COLOR firebrick] I play ALOT of poker. Hopefully one day you will see me playing the World Series of Poker better yet see me winning. I am also a huge boating nut - I love being on the water. If you have a boat - you get extra points. I love swimming naked in the Gulf - hanging out at Passage Key with friends. I live in a nudist resort so it is hard to get me away from my own slice of paradise in my back yard.[/COLOR] [SIZE 5][I][COLOR deeppink][B]It is better to have loved and lost, than to live with a psycho locked in the basement!![/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/I][/SIZE][B][/B][COLOR crim][/COLOR][SIZE 3][/SIZE]

My Ideal Person My ideal man is one that treats me with the same respect and care that I treat him and I will treat my ideal man very, very well. If you are a "player" or just out to see how many women you can sleep with to fulfill some sort of quota or prove that you "still got it" please move on.

For those of you that play poker, I am putting together a poker tournament in the Dominican Republic. It is at a clothing optional resort. Poker, sun, beach and sex - you cant get much better than that !!

Life is Short - Break the Rules, Forgive Quickly, Kiss Slowly, Love Truly, Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret anything that makes you Smile!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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