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My Ideal Person More later...you might already be that person...It is said that the way to a man's heart is threw his stomach...with me it's music and media...in short the perfect woman in the ideal is a cross between Sandy Denny of Fairport Convention and Shirley Manson of Garbage...No one yet understands that...Men hum...men are like condoms or 99 cent store items or needles use once and discard...face it kids how many guys did you stay in contact with after a mediocre night of play...Pavement my fave 90s group had a song called "we are all underused." I would say " I am all underwhelmed." Oh my ideal person someone Cockless wonder or with male unit that gets his or her world and gets me...The Residents a concept group back in the time of the dinosaurs had a saying...IGNORANCE OF YOUR CULTURE IS NOT CONSIDERED COOL...indeedy...OK again this profile is again work in progress and a minor rant...yes I am aware of the typos above but try editing on a 4.5 inch phone on a tablet that hates sex sites...in other words drive threw the typos...it's nice to see its anyone is paying attention...my ideal person. A realist a cynical romantic, .
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Having sex with Satan as the bottom and taking a feather
from his pillow...
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes, many, Gore Vidal, Yoko Ono, Cathrine the Great, Joesph
Stalin, The whole elite of the Nazi party and Eva Brawn,
circa June 39 Brian Epstein, Keith Richards, Grace Slick,
Suck off Frank Zappa and Flo and Eddy and the Mothers of Invention,
Sodomize Nero And Caligula, Commodus but I would gladly
submit to Julian the Apostate and Marcus Aurelius and I
don't bottom or sub but I adore those two men, Lincoln
Eleanor Roosevelt and Teddy Roosevelt Pontus Pilate,
St Augustine. To hurt and various popes would be on
my BDSM list, as well as the Rothschilds Lady Gaga bad pop
artists and producers and a cast and crew of thousands.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious / Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women) or Couples (2 men) |