uberhaus 62 / M
"If i don't explain what you want to know, I will tell you all about it on the next barlow, I 'm sinking in he quicksand of my thought's and i ain't got the power anymore. Don't believe in yourself don't decieve with belief knowledge comes wi/ just releas"
Los Angeles, California, United States
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uberhaus 62/M
Los Angeles, California
About me, ok my main reason being here is to communicate and throw my pics and videos to my targeted audience you dear fellow sodomised, yes you the public my pals in questionable sexuality... And it's funny fun and educational learning how to make his stuff my own way... I like talking with anyone but if you wanna play be from So Cal or coming threw SoCal SF and Vegas I will make exceptions for as they are once a decade stops if I get around to it... I am looking for other people that enjoy the absurd and the irreverent... Yeah I am bi ish but very much the mid to late 20th century, regular guy and that is comfort zone along with quality music and culture and the right thinking

My Ideal Person More later...you might already be that person...It is said that the way to a man's heart is threw his stomach...with me it's music and media...in short the perfect woman in the ideal is a cross between Sandy Denny of Fairport Convention and Shirley Manson of Garbage...No one yet understands that...Men hum...men are like condoms or 99 cent store items or needles use once and discard...face it kids how many guys did you stay in contact with after a mediocre night of play...Pavement my fave 90s group had a song called "we are all underused." I would say " I am all underwhelmed." Oh my ideal person someone Cockless wonder or with male unit that gets his or her world and gets me...The Residents a concept group back in the time of the dinosaurs had a saying...IGNORANCE OF YOUR CULTURE IS NOT CONSIDERED COOL...indeedy...OK again this profile is again work in progress and a minor rant...yes I am aware of the typos above but try editing on a 4.5 inch phone on a tablet that hates sex sites...in other words drive threw the typos...it's nice to see its anyone is paying attention...my ideal person. A realist a cynical romantic, .

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Having sex with Satan as the bottom and taking a feather
from his pillow...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Yes, many, Gore Vidal, Yoko Ono, Cathrine the Great, Joesph
Stalin, The whole elite of the Nazi party and Eva Brawn,
circa June 39 Brian Epstein, Keith Richards, Grace Slick,
Suck off Frank Zappa and Flo and Eddy and the Mothers of Invention,
Sodomize Nero And Caligula, Commodus but I would gladly
submit to Julian the Apostate and Marcus Aurelius and I
don't bottom or sub but I adore those two men, Lincoln
Eleanor Roosevelt and Teddy Roosevelt Pontus Pilate,
St Augustine. To hurt and various popes would be on
my BDSM list, as well as the Rothschilds Lady Gaga bad pop
artists and producers and a cast and crew of thousands.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 62 / male
  • Los Angeles, California, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women) or Couples (2 men)
Birthdate: June 26, 1960
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 6 in / 167-170 cm
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: jack of many trades...master of none...ask me...
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Other
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: