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Blogs > rm_LilBlondeNZ > I Hope They Serve Wine In Hell

Things often said into my bathroom mirror in the morning.  

rm_LilBlondeNZ 48F
925 posts
11/21/2005 2:10 pm
Things often said into my bathroom mirror in the morning.
"Oh my god... how did the truck that ran over my face not wake me?"

"Jesus christ! *jumps back in fright* Mental note: get plastic surgeon referral."

"I think it's chemically impossible for that mascara to be removed from under my eyes."

"Funny...I don't remember getting into a bar fight last night"

"I dont think even a mother could love this mug"

"Sheesh! The straw gnomes came during the night and replaced my hair... again. Bastids"

"If I were any more puffy, I'd have to change my name to Sean Combs."

"How did I get black sharpie marker under my eyes? Oh, wait.. that's not marker. Damn. "

"No wonder there are hikers outside my door.. they've discovered the mountain on my chin"

"I see dead people!"
rm_DaphneR 65F
8019 posts
11/21/2005 2:57 pm

 Laugh, I totally agree with the straw gnomes. What do those fuckers do to my hair?
Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 56M
Ask me for a photo

11/21/2005 5:15 pm

 I see dead people too!

only when i open the fridge tho


toothysmile 58M
16539 posts
11/21/2005 11:14 pm

 Right!
Quit fishing for compliments and brush your teeth...


tillerbabe 63F
Ask me for a photo

11/22/2005 2:35 am

 LOL! YOU are hilarious!

"Who made me "asian" while I slept?"


bardicman 57M

11/25/2005 10:03 am

 Alas you got drunk the night before. You really did not wake up looking into a mirror. You woke up looking at me.


I am not dead yet


mrgrimshade 51M

11/28/2005 10:05 pm

 ha!

those damn gnomes got me with the sharpie too...

Grim


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