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Blogs > rm_LilBlondeNZ > I Hope They Serve Wine In Hell

Mail Call! (Now with more Buddha!)  

rm_LilBlondeNZ 48F
927 posts
11/20/2009 3:30 am
Mail Call! (Now with more Buddha!)
I know sometimes way back in my former "Mail Call!" posts I took the opportunity to publicly thrash whatever poor soul would send me a dick pic email.

But now that I am a resident of Vermont, I gotta get a little less New York about things. So I have decided that I am going to be friendly and respond to every email I get this week in a honest yet happy way. As the great Dalai lama would say, people are opportunities for learning and exercising compassion.

(We'll see how long this lasts.)

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Sender: XXXXXXXX
To: LilBlondeNZ
Date: Nov 20, 2009 2:32 am PST

You are very sexy and intriguing. But are you real? Thats the big question. If you are and interested in getting to know each other, drop me a line.

Bryan

_____________________________________________________

Hello Bryan from [some other close by town]-

I am indeed real!
I am your neighbour in Chateauguay*.
A bot would never know know what a Chateauguay is, so there's your proof!

If "getting to know each other" means fucking you, then I would have to say no. Bc my husband who's also on here would be just a tad pissed. But don't be offended. It's not you, it's me. And you're always welcome to swing by my blog to say hi if you get bored of looking at people's asses. (I know this may never happen.)

I know you may think "Well, that's lame, you stupid bitch. I just want you to blow me!" Which is totally understandable. But there is a bunch of really hysterical people on here if you have a bit of time and you like to read the crazy shit other people write.

Cheers-

A

*Names have been changed, and I don't really live in Chateauguay. Although that is a real place in Vermont from what google maps tells me.
japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
11/20/2009 4:57 am

 ms. chick norris...oh my gosh...you are funny...yes..i love the story...velveteen rabbit...the wise old skin horse...mmmm...soo classic...lol...

well i love your sense of humor...and i will be stopping at your blog more often...


rm_LilBlondeNZ 48F
1028 posts
11/20/2009 5:04 am
    Quoting japaneseass:
    ms. chick norris...oh my gosh...you are funny...yes..i love the story...velveteen rabbit...the wise old skin horse...mmmm...soo classic...lol...

    well i love your sense of humor...and i will be stopping at your blog more often...
turning japanese i think i'm turning japanese I really think so

doo doo doot doot, doo doooo..!


rm_LilBlondeNZ 48F
1028 posts
11/20/2009 5:46 am
    Quoting  :
"Dear Wackaloon -

I've heard that you think that if ladies don't want to suck your cock they shouldn't be blogging here.

I understand your desire to get laid, and that your balls are a purpleish tint of blue from looking at all the hot chicks on here that have no desire to fuck you. But I have to disagree with your idea that I'm just a stupid cocktease ho.

We are all equal beings put on this planet to help each other strive towards enlightenment in our lifetime. I just think your dick in my ass is just not really necessary for our mutual spiritual journey.

I am sorry to disappoint you.
But, as you know, all of life is suffering."

(I've got this buddha business down pat baby)


MisterPriapus 64M
6974 posts
4/17/2010 9:57 am

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More Buddha is bettah Buddha! At least thats what my pet, Dolly Llama, seems to think. I'm subject to random DOT piss-tests, so I mustn't indulge, dammit..

Now then- your foregoing tribute to those who delivered their parcels in the undoubtedly package-shriveling cold for the Yuletide suddenly becomes clear to me!

I'd no feckin' idea that you two had changed hemispheres, and're nearly neighbours, now! While it's been ages since I last saw Bulge in the Blogosphere, I fondly remember his Blog, and the hysterically funny Comments he'd leave on mine. I've never looked at waders in quite the same way, since...

I have a couple of sites in VT that are annual events, and I'd love to meet the two of you!

Rest assured, I'm not looking for anything more than the pleasure of meeting for lunch.

And tell him that I promise to leave my Lost In Space robot at home...

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

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