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Pass This Blog Blunt.
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Pass This Blog Blunt. Background Music: Jack Johnson "Good People" You win. It's your show, now... So whats it gonna be? 'Cause people Will tune in... How many train wrecks do we need to see? Before we lose touch of... We thought this was low. It's bad, gettin worse, so... Where'd all the good people go? I've been changin channels, I don't see them on our TV shows. Where'd all the good people go? We got heaps and heaps of what we sow... Did I just wake up from some kinda nightmare or was this past week real? It was real. Fuck! This week sucked! Here's the update: I'm still in New York. Bulge is still in New Zealand. I watched helplessly as 6 people, including a 6 year old girl, coded and died in the ICU and ER of my hospital within 3 days. My little bag valve masks and tubes didn't do much to save them... We found out that good friend of ours wasn't even real. All the people around me are fighting. I saw my my best friend's heart broken. I can't get into the one class I need to graduate. I'm flat fucking broke. I've had a headache for two days. The zipper is fucked on my favorite hoodie. (The hoodie was just the last fucking straw.) SO I'm sitting here wondering... where the fuck did it all go wrong? What weird evil particles have gotten into the water supply to make people act all fucked up? It's like Batman Begins or something. Everyone just needs to chill the fuck out and be happy... Just be real and honest and friendly ...and have fun, and blog good stuff and love everyone, and be thankful to be alive. I sound like a total hippy. But there are worse things. So in the spirit of that...I feel like busting out the good herbs and passing around a big fat blunt and have everyone just puff, puff and pass. I hardly smoke herb now with work and everything... plus it's winter and weed has always been a summer thing for me. But once in a while... I could go for a vanilla phillie wrapped with Canada's finest. This is one of those times. So here, I'm passing it to you. Take nice long drag... tell me something good and positive.. send me some love, and pass it to the person next to you. I offically declare this week over... Yeah. Totally. Peace baby... A  |
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~hugglez~ ~nodz~ week'z over....
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*ssssssssssSSSP* *cough cough* Thanks Bct... yeah, go play outside and get some air... I'm going to go for a walk down to the beach myself... Hugs... A *passes to the next friend*
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Every second that passes, you are one second closer to July. Keep that in mind and it'll go that much better and that much faster. You've got more guts 'n balls than a lot of people I know. Keep your chin up girl. I'm proud of you.   Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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1/28/2006 12:13 pm |
Good idea..puff puff passing you one of our "almost" legal big "wheelchair weed" fatties..now if this don't take away all your troubles, don't know what will.. No troubles mon
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1/28/2006 12:34 pm |
You know, its been years since I indulged, but I think you've got the right idea! I think I'll go spread some cheer...
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1/28/2006 2:05 pm |
Saint pass it on over to me...it has been a shitty week..it can only go up from here. I send you *Hugs* and positive thoughts.
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Good stuff Maynard..er, uh LiBlonde ~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~ 
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*sssssssSSSPPPP* GOTD... Hugglez? he he he he... that's a funny word, man... DT... I don't have a real bong, But for the next round I got an apple I can carve up. That will be sweet.. Daph... Thanks baby... although I don't remember whose balls there are that I have here in my jar... I know they're not Bulge's bc he has his. Speaking of balls...Ive got the munchies. For like Planter's Cheeze Balls... that would be awesome if we had some of those. I love those things. Oldman- Glaucoma huh? Saddle- Totally. Wheelchair weed... is that like "smoke for spakkers"? Pink- Me too. I haven't had any since this summer, but I'm making a winter exception. Don't let it go out! Saint- What took you so long? I thought you'd be able to smell the smoke from three states away for sure?! I'm just surprised Huny's not here yet. Caress- Thanks dude. *sssssssSSSSSSPP* *Passes it*
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1/28/2006 3:46 pm |
oh, please..... this way , thank you! <falls out from the smoke> oh, litblonde .... I'm offically taking January off the calendar! I hear ya loud and clear * waving smoke out of her face* I send you all my best wishes can't help much with the hoodie Good news is ...... I'M LEAVING NY AND GOING BACK TO TEXAS !!!!! Keep in touch!!! huggies my northern belle and only the man upstairs has the power to save. I learned that in my nursing career. warm wishes
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1/28/2006 3:55 pm |
Something positive... As long as no one fucks with you and bulge I don't have to kill anyone. I am not dead yet
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Looks like you aged a bit too. *Hugs* A
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1/28/2006 4:13 pm |
Yo, gimme that Caress....don't need it cause I'm high off of life baby, but yo, I'll pass it on. Keep ya head up Blondie! Holla.
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1/28/2006 10:04 pm |
ok, i'm ready to take that hit. . (really old) george carlin is on comedy central-it's not love, but damn funny
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Okay, officially my spliff days are gone, but seein as you need some old-fashioned socialisation I could be convinced, as long as it is not skunk but good ol' fashioned sensemilla. So.......some good news. Well I did not have any this week but my friend did. Ol' George was working on a building site doing some minor demolition and renovation. The foreman told him to take some old bricks down some scaffold. With no other way to do it George had to use his hod. Tiring of this rather old fashioned method George decided that he would do it as a job lot by setting up a bucket and pulley. After he finished loading the bucket George went down the scaffold and untied the pulley. Never the physicist at school it had not occured to George that a bucket full of bricks out-wieghed him. As bucket fell George rose. Well he hung on. The bucket reached the bottom and spilled some of the bricks. This meant that Gearge now out-wieghed the bucket and so the action happened again, in reverse, George fell and the bucket rose. George landed on the soft mud of the site and although dazed, was unhurt. Meanwhile the bucket hit the pulley and the bottom burst, spilling the remaining bricks onto George. Now completely concussed George let go of the rope he was holding. The bucket fell back to earth hitting George heavily in the chest. Now ol' George is in the hospital minus a few teeth, concussed, broken collar bone, broken ribs and a dislocated elbow. His face has some stitches and he is so bruised that he is completely pie-bald. All in all it has not been a bad week for ol' George. Why? well he lived through the week and will see another and sometimes that is the greatest victory that we can claim. I am sorry you had a shitty week. Death is a tough one to deal with in blog land. But everyone of us will know it and I can tell by how moved you are that those people did not die without having someone there who cared about their living, that is important. Again the best friend. Never an easy thing to witness but I dare say that we will all have our hearts broken again in this life-time and I hope that my friends will be there to lament it and care about it as much as your friend has you, she is a lucky girl. The class to graduate. I cannot believe that an American Institution will fuck one of its favoured daughters in such a way. You will find the answer and if not, graduation is delayed, perhaps saved for a better week. Everyone is fighting and you are flat fucking broke? That is the life we lead. I recommend that you shout at all the squabblers (something like '....shut the fuck up or I will fix it so that the only mouths that function on your bodies will be your anal mouths' always works for me, looked crazed and hold something phallic and metal as you scream this and everyone will instantaneuously forget what they were aguing about). Flat broke, well it is the age old answer to that one, spend it anyway, hell we live in a capitalist system after all (if your credit is shot I can recommend a place that buys Grannys at a fair price - do not worry they treat them well and I have never seen produced such a strong adhesive as they produce in that factory). Headache - you are smoking the joint, mix it with some Bulleit Bourbon and that will fade. And now for the biggy - Bulge. Well, that one must be a killer. But one day you will be there with him and the moment that you two find peace in each others arms then the tribulations of this week will fade. You see Blonde sometimes the bad stuff of this world is sent not to test us as the Christians believe, or to punish our bad karma as the Buddhists believe, but to remind us why the good stuff is so good. Like ol' Gearge back there he had a crappy week but.......today he can just about smile, next week he will be up walking again and in a couple of months he will be picking up his young girl again and I am sure those moments will be all the more precious when contextualised with the last week. So you put yourself in a cocoon, have a spliff, get a little out of it. But do not forget to be kind to yourself and do not feel too sorry for yourself, come back next week a little stronger and rejoice because the worst week of your year has gone and it is not even February. Oh finally........the hoodie. Yeah no real answer for that one, devastating when loved articles of clothes die, that would really fuck me off too, nothing you can do about that I am afraid, part from tear yourself up a little......sorry I am trying to be positive but that is just one dark fucking cloud. Spliffs up, shout out who is next?
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1/29/2006 7:44 pm |
Hey hon , keep on trucking things will get better, you've got a promise from Hooks . Sometimes we have a little bit of trouble getting ourselves into the proper prospective , but it WILL come trust me , you and bluge go out for a walk , burger & coke . hooks
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1/30/2006 5:44 am |
Be ok, kid...like you said, this week is finally over. Later kpb
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Might as well burn!! Your making me jellous. Got to go get some! out Toke and pass. Why does everyone like to talk while holding the duby? pass the microphone! Next
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Every three or four years or so I enjoy firing one up with good friends, just to keep myself from reinventing my past. (speaking backwards, through an inhale) thanks, this is good (passing it back with a tight lipped grimace smile) Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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2/21/2006 3:53 pm |
Wow....talk about timing!!! Mind if I scooch myself in the middle of this abfab get together and commiserate?? sounds like an ultimately shitty week....deepest sympathies. No idea how to deal with death, or how someone could possibly deal with it on such a regular basis. That's gotta affect you. How could it not? And the hoodie...I hear ya. *passing on the love*....who's next??
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2/28/2006 7:30 am |
Curious - *stands up yelling AYE,,I say, Aye* LOL As for the hoodie, well, tell me what size you wear, I have a closet full of them I am sure one of them could replace the one thats broken. We cannot forget the comfort of the hoodies here people. They are our shield from the rest of the world when it has decoded to look at us funny.  As for the rest of your wicked evol week, well I am sorry you faced the reality of life all in one fell swoop, but if you put it back to the perspective of karama, I would say you have at LEAST a month of good times a comin' *reload- puff, puff, pass... ~Sweets
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3/13/2006 12:01 am |
Is it still lit? Damn, I'm always late for the parties! Hope things have gotten better and from what I've been reading, you and Bulgy Boy are to be congratulated...congrats! 
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STARTING BLOGGING AGAIN! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Great blog. Long time no post. Lurking? Hang in there. And come back soon. XO Labio  PS: very young looking for 94!!
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