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What ethnic group was Jesus?  

hornynhung1967 56M
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4/1/2007 8:34 pm

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4/3/2007 11:00 pm
What ethnic group was Jesus?

What Ethnic Group Was Jesus From?

My theory is that Jesus was a white Cajun:

1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.

2. He could make his own wine.

3. And he wasn't afraid of water.


A black friend of mine had 3 good arguments that Jesus was black:

1. He called everyone "brother".

2. He liked gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

A Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 30.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was
God.


An Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.


My California friends also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around<b> barefoot </font></b>all the time.

3. He started a new religion.


A good Irish friend then gave his 3 arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.


But my wife had the most compelling evidence of all that Jesus was
really a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more
work to do

loadeddice00 51M

4/2/2007 9:24 am
    Quoting hornynhung1967:
    You must not be to worried about the wrath of God if on here lookin for women. Double standard?
lol!!!!!!! I sed to look....and now am trying to save them???

Still????
Dice has felt the need to improve your boring blog???????


hornynhung1967 56M
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4/1/2007 9:32 pm

 You must not be to worried about the wrath of God if on here lookin for women. Double standard?


loadeddice00 51M

4/1/2007 9:20 pm

 Hmnnnn! Jesus isn't a good thing to joke around about!

The wrath of God is very real.
Dice has felt the need to improve your boring blog???????


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