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Holiday
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Posted:Dec 10, 2016 9:12 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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What naughty thing des everyone want for a present?
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Posted:Dec 1, 2016 9:06 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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Anybody ever read any of this?
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Turkey Day
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Posted:Nov 21, 2016 10:12 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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Happy Turkey Day!
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Ft Collins
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Posted:Mar 13, 2014 10:23 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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I will be in Ft Collins hotel Mar 25-26 and looking for some company.
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Company
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Posted:Jan 15, 2014 7:02 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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I will be in Ft Collins for couple of nights, Feb 14-15, and am hoping that I can find someone to keep me company for couple hours each evening.
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Summertime
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Posted:Sep 6, 2013 6:46 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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Summertime is almost over. Has been a very hot one!
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Summer
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Posted:Aug 20, 2013 3:27 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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Looks like this week is gonna be a hot one
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summer
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Posted:Jul 10, 2013 7:10 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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Has been hot summer so far here
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drivers license......too cute!
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Posted:Oct 17, 2008 7:48 am
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2008 11:36 pm
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A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
If you see someone without a smile today
give them one of yours!
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rambling
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Posted:Oct 3, 2008 10:25 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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Just a note to all.....I am wondering what all you think of the current political and economic situation in this country? Who do you like for our next President? Why?
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Sturgis
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Posted:Jul 20, 2008 5:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2009 11:01 pm
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I am heading up to Sturgis for bike week. Plan on being there at least Mon-Wed, but may be up there as early as Sat the 2nd. Would luv some company!
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A Measure of Time
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Posted:Jan 22, 2008 11:55 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2024 12:1 am
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>
> -----: Fwd: Fw: A measure of time
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> >>A measure of time.
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> >> A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front
> >> porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.
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> >> The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"
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> >> Grandpa replied, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"
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> >> The little boy answered, "No Grandpa, it's just a little pecker!"
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> >> Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
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> >> A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked,
> >> "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"
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> >> Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"
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> >> The little boy answered "no!" Again. Grandpa said, "Then you're not
> >> man enough to have a cigar.
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> >> "A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies
> >> and milk.
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> >> Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"
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> >> The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"
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> >> Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!
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> >> "The boy replied, "Then go f ___ yourself! Grandma made these for
> >> me."
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