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Blogs > Fred_Freekowski > Pleasures and vicissitudes

Onanism  

Fred_Freekowski 65M
53 posts
3/18/2010 12:20 am
Onanism

Actually, necessary but ultimately boring and cold activity. Nonetheless this ditty isn't bad

Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so grand! I used my hand.
Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so neat! I used my feet.
Beat it, stroke it,
Slam it on the floor.
Wrap it 'round the bedpost
Twenty times or more! (fine)

Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
It felt so nice, I did it twice.
Last night I stayed at home and masturbated
I'm such a man -- I come by hand!
Some people think that fornication is so grand
But I would rather stay at home
And do the job by hand!

Last night, I laid in bed and held my plonker
In my hand! And it was grand
Last night, I laid in bed and masturbated
It did me good! I knew it would

First, I did the long strokes
Up and down
Up and down
Then, I did the short strokes
I tickled the crown
I tickled the crown

And then I eased it, squeezed it
Whacked it on the floor
Yanked it, spanked it
Chucked it out the door

Some people tell me<b> sexual intercourse </font></b>is grand
But speaking for myself
I'd rather hold it in my hand


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