MEN PLEASE DON'T
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Posted:Apr 25, 2012 12:54 pm
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2012 9:09 pm
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MEN PLEASE DON'T
This is a rewritten and edited version of a post I made quite some time ago and I will probably post it again in a few more months. I would never expect anyone to read all of my posts, and this one may help some of you, as I'm sure I'm not the only woman that feels this way.
......and, Yes, these are some of the messages I have received on numerous occasions..
MEN…. Don’t....
Don’t send me a message saying, “Wanna fuck?”
I’ll know you didn’t bother reading my
profile.
Don’t send me a message that says, “You look hot.”
Pictures sometimes lie. I actually have a wooden leg, a glass eye, a large wart on my nose, wrinkles the size of the grand canyon and a slight hump on my back. Do ya still ‘wanna’?
Don’t send me a message that says, “You’ll love my big cock.”
Whether it’s big or small is irrelavent. Apparently you love it, but do you know what to do with it?
Don’t send me a message that says, “I can give oral sex all night long.”
You can’t.. There isn’t a man alive that can keep up with a real woman.
Don’t send me a message that says, “I’m the best you’ll ever have.”
LOL, sorry I had to laugh at that one. All men feel that way, but only one will hold that title.
Don’t send me a message that says, “Let’s get together tonight.”
Reread the answer to number 1. I don’t date strangers, only men willing to invest the time to get to know one another first. If I don’t feel comfortable with you it won’t be a pleasant evening for either of us.
Don’t send me a message that says, “Marry me.”
That simply doesn’t need an explanation. Get help.
Don’t send me a message that says, “I love you.”
Apparently you don’t know the meaning of the word.
Don’t send me a message that says, “You’re everything I want in a woman.”
I probably am, but you don’t know me. I could be a real terror.
Don’t send me a message that says, “I know I’m only 20 ish, but I love older women”
Just tell me you don’t know much and would like a few lessons.
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MEN DO.....
Do be sincere and HONEST in all things..NO games!
Do take the time to read my profile.
Do send a picture of your face, and not Mr Happy. Leave a little mystery and I will simply assume that you come equipped.
Do have a touch of class and know how to treat a woman with respect.
Do enjoy a very affectionate, hands on relationship.
Do be sensitive and compassionate to those known and unknown.
Do be passionate about life and those things that are important to you, as well as in the bedroom..
Do realize that, at least with me, one night stands are out of the question. I place a much higher value on myself.
Do have a great sense of humor and a healthy attitude.
Do leave your baggage behind. I'm nothing like that 'other' woman.
Do…..send me a message that let’s me know who you are, not what you want me to believe. We can all make changes in ourselves to please the one we care about, but not if it compromises our ideals or our principles. I wouldn’t want you to do that and I certainly won’t.
Please excuse me if I sound bitchy or demanding, (I sound that way to me), but I know what I want and what I deserve, and I won't settle for less than I'm willing to give in return.
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CALLOUSED PALMS & DEAD BATTERIES
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Posted:Apr 25, 2012 12:38 pm
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2012 9:08 pm
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I have had several requests to repost this blog and the one to follow. I posted these originally a number of years ago, but they still will give you a greater insight as to who I am. I hope that you will enjoy them.
Bonnie
CALLOUSED PALMS & DEAD BATTERIES
Feb 24, 2009 12:26 pm
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I'm not sure why I am here. Maybe, because it's finally beginning to take on the feel of winter in California, with a chill in the air and the thoughts of the coming holidays. I've made myself a cup of hot chocolate, (from scratch mind you), and built a fire and now, I have a need to write.
First, let me answer a question that has been asked of me literally thousands of times... Why am I here on FriendFinder-x. It could be a long story but I'll give you the abbreviated version.
Once upon as time.....I had a husband who spent all of his time on the computer. He received many messages from FriendFinder-x and being the brilliant gentleman that he was printed them out. His brilliance shone once again when he left them lying around. Of course, being a woman, my curiosity got the best of me and I decided to check the site and see what he was up to.. However, to do a search I had to join and did so without a picture and answering the questions honestly, as I thought you were supposed to. (I've learned a great deal since then.) I found what I was sure that I would and thus the divorce.
Now, please don't feel sorry for me. I had been in a loveless, sexless marriage for years and in all actuality this was the best thing that could have happened. It gave me the impetus to move on with my life and in the process meet many wonderful people. Meet, as in message, email, chat etc., you get the idea. I've met only a handful face to face. I know, I know...I'm a coward, overly cautious, ( I had one very bad experience on site), a bit intimidated by some, shocked by others, still finding that I'm a bit naive, and trying to learn the ropes. Still, all in all, I wouldn't trade my experiences here for the world.
A few days later when I told my ex that I joined the site, he stated, "people are there only for sex". Of course, it never occured to him while he was professing his innocense, he had been a member for years. Go figure....
Let me get to the point that brought me here. In the sites list of questions, they ask, "What can FriendFinder-x do for you?" Well, they can feed the hungry, find homes for the homeless, bring world peace, make me 10 pounds lighter and 10 years younger. (A girl can dream.) In all reality they have given me a tremendous gift. They have given me you..
I have been a therapist for many years, but most of that time has been spent dealing with with abuse, neglect or drug related issues. Not in dealing with adult realities. I didn't realize that at my age, I could be so naive. This site has taught me much.
I now realize that my ex was wrong, (Thank you!), and that not everyone is here for "sex". No, actually that is wrong, also. We all have healthy sexual appetites, and to feed those appetites, God gave man a right hand and women access to Eveready. While that may give us an orgasmic experience, it's lacking in........ well, you fill in the blank. The list is too long.
In my obversations, I've found that the reasons for being here are as varied as the people. Some are here to find a warm body to spend cold nights with. Whether it be for a night, on occassion or long term. Some are here to find a friendly ear, someone who will listen with care and without judgement. Some are here to fill a void in their marriage. Some wish to find a woman who won't mind sharing them with a career that takes up seven days a week. Some find themselves recently widowed, divorced or alone for whatever reason. Some are curious, wanting to experiment, live out a fantasy, looking to see what they've been missing. Some simply for the thrill of the hunt, to boost their egos and easily walk away. Behind the annonimity of the computer screen they needn't face the hurt they have caused, and, yes, some 'just for sex'. So, no matter why we are here, even if it's calloused palms or dead batteries, I'm sure we can all agree, sex is no fun alone.
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MAYBE
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Posted:Sep 29, 2011 3:09 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2012 12:59 pm
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Maybe. . .we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.
Maybe . . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don’t even see the new one which has been opened for us.
Maybe . . . it is true that we don’t know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don’t know what we have been missing until it arrives.
Maybe . . . the happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
Maybe . . . the brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can’t go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches.
Maybe . . . you should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of, and want to do.
Maybe . . . there are moments in life when you miss someone — a parent, a spouse, a friend, a — so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real, so that once they are around you appreciate them more.
Maybe . . . the best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
Maybe . . you should always try to put yourself in others’ shoes. If you feel that something could hurt you, it probably will hurt the other person, too.
Maybe . . you should do something nice for someone every single day, even if it is simply to leave them alone.
Maybe . . . giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don’t expect love in return; just wait for it to grow in their heart; but, if it doesn’t, be content that it grew in yours.
Maybe . . . happiness waits for all those who cry, all those who hurt, all those who have searched, and all those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of all the people who have touched their lives.
Maybe . . . you shouldn’t go for looks; they can deceive; don’t go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile.
Maybe . . you should hope for enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, and enough hope to make you happy
Maybe . . . you should try to live your life to the fullest because when you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling but when you die, you can be the one who is smiling and everyone around you crying.
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TRY
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Posted:Sep 29, 2011 3:05 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2012 12:55 pm
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1. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
2. Love deeply & passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.
3. Don't judge people by their relatives.
4. Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something, and has lost something.
5. Remember the three Rs:
Respect for self,
Respect for others,
Responsibility for your actions.
6. Don't overlook life's small joys while searching for big ones.
7. Give people more than they expect & do it cheerfully.
8. Be the first to fight for a just cause.
9. Remember that no time is wasted that makes 2 or more people better friends.
10. Never say anything uncomplimentary about another person's dog
11. Don't think expensive equipment will make up for lack of talent or practice.
12. Memorize your favorite love poem.
13. Do the right thing, regardless of what others think.
14. Judge people from where they stand, not from where you stand.
15. Life will sometimes give you a magical moment. Savor it.
16. Don't confuse comfort with happiness or wealth with success.
17. Be the first to forgive.
18. Spend some time alone.
19. Be an original. If that means being a little eccentric, so be it.
20. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.
21. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
22. When you say "I Love You", mean it.
23. Watch your attitude. It's the first thing people notice about you.
24. Remember that the more you know, the less you fear.
25. Be humble & polite, but don't let people push you around.
26. Don't let weeds grow around your dreams.
27. Remember that how you say something is just as important as what you say.
28. Read between the lines.
29. Don't think you can fill an emptiness in your heart with money.
30. Remember that the shortest way to travel anywhere is to have good company with you.
31. Take criticism and praise with equal grace.
32. Remember that what's right isn't always popular & what's popular isn't always right.
33. Remember that great love & great achievements involve great risk.
34. Never risk what you can't afford to lose.
35. Remember that ignorance is expensive.
36. Learn the rules, then break some.
37. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
38. Don't confuse foolishness with bravery and kindness with weakness.
39. Life is too short. Eat more pancakes than ricecakes.
40. Follow your own star.
41. Remember the ones you love.
42. Follow your dreams............................
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TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD
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Posted:Jun 24, 2011 9:23 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2012 1:00 pm
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"A new book about why women have sex claims that women's reasons differ from pleasure to obligation to even 'feeling sorry for the guy.' After hearing this, men everywhere said, 'Whatever...'" -Conan O'Brien
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I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."
I said, "Well, I think my cock tastes funny..."
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Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only screwed all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner
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My wife and I take turns walking our five-year-old to the bus stop for school every morning. Today was my turn, and as me and all the other moms in the neighborhood waited one of them asked me to say hello to my wife.
"I will," I said. "it'll make her feel better. She has pneumonia..."
"Oh, poor girl," they all said in unison.
One of them crooked her eyebrow at me and said, "I hope you're helping her with the , the cooking and cleaning."
"I can't," I said pointing to the band aid on my index finger. "Hangnail."
(Typical male..)
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The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects again.
"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist steps out of the office and returns a moment later, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a painkiller!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
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A SHORT PS...
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Posted:Jun 24, 2011 2:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2012 1:23 pm
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.....to my post, 'IN EMMA'S HANDS'.
What is wrong with our judicial system that this woman still has her freedom after killing my 6 month old granddaughter? Just how long can this trial be postponed? Not only that, she is still advertising her availability as a care giver for young . I seldom lose my temper, but right now I'm livid!!
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MEN DON'T
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Posted:Apr 25, 2011 5:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2012 1:02 pm
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MEN "PLEASE" DON'T .... Jan 28, 2008 2:08 am
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This is a rewritten and edited version of a post I made quite some time ago and I will probably post it again in a few more months. I would never expect anyone to read all of my posts, and this one may help some of you. , as I'm sure I'm not the only woman that feels this way.
......and, Yes, these are some of the messages I have received on numerous occasions..
MEN
. Dont....
Dont send me a message saying, Wanna fuck?
Ill know you didnt bother reading my
profile.
Dont send me a message that says, You look hot.
Pictures sometimes lie. I actually have a wooden leg, a glass eye, a large wart on my nose, wrinkles the size of the grand canyon and
a slight hump on my back. Do ya still wanna?
Dont send me a message that says, Youll love my big cock.
Whether its big or small is irrelavent. Apparently you love it, but do you know what to do with it?
Dont send me a message that says, I can give oral sex all night long.
You cant.. There isnt a man alive that can keep up with a real woman.
Dont send me a message that says, Im the best youll ever have.
LOL, sorry I had to laugh at that one. All men feel that way, but only one can take that title.
Dont send me a message that says, Lets get together tonight.
Reread the answer to number 1. I dont date strangers, only men willing to invest the time to get to know one another first. If I dont feel comfortable with you it wont be a pleasant evening for either of us.
Dont send me a message that says, Marry me.
That simply doesnt need an explanation. Get help.
Dont send me a message that says, I love you.
Apparently you dont know the meaning of the word.
Dont send me a message that says, Youre everything I want in a woman.
I probably am, but you dont know me. I could be a real terror.
Dont send me a message that says, I know Im only 20 ish, but I love older women
Just tell me you dont know much and would like a few lessons.
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MEN DO.....
Do be sincere and HONEST in all things..NO games!
Do take the time to read my profile.
Do send a picture of your face, and not Mr Happy. Leave a little mystery and I will simply assume that you come equipped.
Do have a touch of class and know how to treat a woman with respect.
Do enjoy a very affectionate, hands on relationship.
Do be sensitive and compassionate to those known and unknown.
Do be passionate about life and those things that are important to you, as well as in the bedroom..
Do realize that, at least with me, one night stands are out of the question. I place a much higher value on myself.
Do have a great sense of humor and a healthy attitude.
Do leave your baggage behind. I'm nothing like that 'other' woman.
Do
..send me a message that lets me know who you are, not what you want me to believe. We can all make changes in ourselves to please the one we care about, but not if it compromises our ideals or our principles. I wouldnt want you to do that and I certainly wont.
Please excuse me if I sound bitchy or demanding, (I sound that way to me), but I know what I want and what I deserve, and I won't settle for less than I'm willing to give in return.
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Thank you..
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Posted:Mar 23, 2011 6:31 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2012 1:29 pm
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Just a brief note to thank all of you who have expressed your condolences for the death of my young grandaughter. They are much appreciated and you shall remain in my prayers..
Love,
Bonnie
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IN LOVING MEMORY..
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Posted:Mar 15, 2011 3:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2012 1:30 pm
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Emma’s Hands
To hold a ’s hand
Is to know the feeling of satin
For a to hold your hand
Is to know the strength of steel
For the first time a grasps your hand
They forever, hold your heart.
To carry a ,
To feel it growing within you,
To give birth to that ,
Is to know unconditional, unending love.
When your or your ’s gives birth
That unceasing love continues.
I never had the chance to hold Emma
She was taken from us all too soon.
At six months old,
Still an age of innocence,
Someone’s moment of anger
Ended her life.
She is gone from us now,
But the love we feel for her remains
We can only hope and pray
That in a time not yet seen
We will be together again
Our hearts still held by the strength
....In Emma’s hands.
In loving memory of my Grandaughter, Emma Lynn Brandt
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REMEMBER ME?
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Posted:Jan 15, 2010 12:51 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2012 1:43 pm
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Just a quick note to say hello and to let you all know how much I have missed you. It just hit me today that I haven't been on this site for the past nine months.
I had a bad accident in May, now don't laugh....I was in the backyard trying to trim an overgrown tree, on an overgrown ladder, and while I don't remember exactly how it happened, my neighbor said I fell over backwards, landing on my back unconscious. (You would think with all that extra padding back there I would have bounced.) Anyway, I had to spend way too long in the hospital and recuperating, but I'm finally seeing the light at the end of the proverbial tunnel.
Though I can't make any promises, I will try to get on here more frequently. The key word being 'try'.
I truly have missed communicating with so many of you and wish all of the best for each of you in this new year. Please do take care and consider yourself thoroughly hugged. 
Bonnie 
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TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD....
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Posted:Apr 29, 2009 2:09 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2010 12:21 am
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Subject: Fw: Headache joke.....
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his
wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.
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This guy goes into the doctor's office. The doctor comes in
and says "What's the problem today?"
The guy whips out his penis and says, "Well, doc, I'd like
you to take a look at this."
The doctor washes his hands, goes over to the guy and
checks it out thoroughly.
The doctor steps back puzzled. "I can't find anything wrong
with it."
The guy says proudly while zipping his fly. "I know!
Ain't it a dandy!"
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It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the
Northwest. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
the man seated in front of me.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
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B.B. King's wife decides that she is going to make his
birthday especially memorable this year. The day before the
party, she goes out and gets B.B.'s initials tattooed on
her ass, one letter on each cheek.
The next night, after his big birthday dinner with friends
in his favorite restaurant, they go home. As soon as B.B.
sits down in his favorite chair, his wife walks up to him
and announces, "I have a big surprise for you."
With that, she turns around, pulls up her dress, drops her
panties and bends over.
B.B. stares for a moment at the posterior just inches from
his face, and asks, "Who's Bob?"
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QUICK QUOTES
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Posted:Apr 29, 2009 2:03 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2010 12:22 am
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*---- Quotes For The Week ----*
The function of the law is not to provide justice or to
preserve freedom. The function of the law is to keep
those who hold power, in power.
--Gerry Spence
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You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know
how soon it will be too late.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson, American philosopher (1803-1882)
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We should give as we would receive, cheerfully, quickly,
and without hesitation; for there is no grace in a benefit
that sticks to the fingers.
-- Seneca, Roman statesman & philosopher (4 B.C.?-65 A.D.)
Justice consists not in being neutral between right and
wrong, but in finding out the right and upholding it,
wherever found, against the wrong.
--Theodore Roosevelt (1858 - 1919)
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Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man
has many, not on your past misfortunes, of which all men
have some.
--Charles Dickens (1812-1870) English novelist
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I O U.....
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Posted:Apr 29, 2009 1:59 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2010 12:24 am
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A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and he handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said:
For cutting the grass: $5.00
For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00
For going to the store for you: 50¢
Baby-sitting my brother while you went shopping: 25¢
Taking out the garbage: $1.00
For getting a good report card: $5.00
For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00
Total owed: $14.75
Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote:
For the nine months I nurtured you here while you were growing inside me there: No Charge
For all the nights that I've sat up with you,doctored and nursed and prayed for you: No Charge
For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years: No Charge
For all the nights that were filled with dread,and for the worries I knew were ahead: No Charge
For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your runny nose: No Charge,
When you add it up, the cost of my love is: NO CHARGE
When the boy finished reading what his mother had written, there were big tears in his eyes, and he looked straight at his mother and said, "Mom, I sure do love you."
And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL”.
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