Greek wars....
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Posted:Dec 8, 2008 11:13 am
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Consider yourselves lucky if you are not visiting Athens / Greece these days. 3 days ago there was a verbal argument between a special forces policeman and a 15 year old boy. The end of it was that the policeman shot the boy dead while he (the policeman) was not in danger or threatened in any way! Now there are riots running on my home town and other towns, everything in the center of Athens is burning. A load of people have officially and peacefully protested against the government and the two policemen involved are going to face trial for premeditated murder and other stuff. There were protests/riots in Cyprus and Germany as well.There are already videos circulating showing policemen beating students ,bystanders,women and more.And to think that democracy was born in Greece !!! The sad thing is that this unbelievable event has been allowed to be taken over by the anarchists and I would guess the tanks will be seen on the streets shortly and maybe an early election to follow. As well as the strikes by anyone and everyone, starting with the air traffic controllers in a couple of days ! And I thought that the life in Greece was always easy and care free! It seems that a few Greek police persons think they are invisible while wearing the uniform ! Meanwhile, here in London, apart from freezing my balls off, I have been forced to live without oxygen for a few days as my old lap top died on Friday and I just felt out of breath till I got myself a new one ! Old machine had hardly 192 MB RAM, this new one has 4 GB ! Talk about a supa dupa computer ! So I started my Christmas presents giving a bit early, and gave me a new laptop. Now this is going to be followed by a camcorder and then all I have to find is a woman to help make my first blue home movie. Any takers ? What was the last present you gave yourself and have you ever made a sexy home movie ? Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages And in a recession busting mood ... All my bling is FREE Free bling anyone
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I did something really awful and I am sincerely sorry.
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Posted:Dec 4, 2008 4:02 am
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I feel so bad about what I have just done, I had to come out and confess about it. There comes a moment in everyones life when you want to do something and you know it is really bad but you still go ahead and do it anyway. You can call it a moment of madness, a time of weakness, or just plainly a big sin. I just could not resist it no more, so went ahead and sinned, and for that I ask for your forgiveness. Not only I committed a sin for myself but took with me everyone at work. They also sinned. Because I made them. And now I feel sick about it. Today as I was driving to work I passed an outlet of that big fast food chain, dropped in and picked up 5 big breakfasts, one for me and one each for the lads at work. Now we are all crawling about feeling sick, and not much work is happening! I feel better now after confessing, and as I ask for your forgiveness I also ask you : When was the last time you committed a sin and what was it about ? Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages And in a recession busting mood ... All my bling is FREE Free bling anyone
TWELVE DAYS OF FAST FOOD
On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the second day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Two Happy Meals, and a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the third day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fourth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Four Egg Mc Muffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the fifth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Five onion rings, Four Egg Mc Muffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the sixth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg Mc Muffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the seventh day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg Mc Muffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eighth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg Mc Muffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the ninth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Nine polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg Mc Muffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the tenth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Ten baked potatoes, Nine polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg Mc Muffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Eleven pounds of blubber, Ten baked potatoes, Nine polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg Mc Muffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: Twelve chocolate donuts, Eleven pounds of blubber, Ten baked potatoes, Nine polish hot dogs, Eight bowls of chili, Seven pints of cole slaw, Six chocolate milkshakes, Five onion rings, Four Egg Mc Muffins, Three Biggie Fries, Two Happy Meals, And a Big Bacon Classic with Cheese
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Any one wants any...?
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Posted:Dec 2, 2008 11:20 pm
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Tiling done in Brazil, Thailand, or Egypt ? I am suffering from these frosty mornings. It takes too long to warm the car up and get to work. And it looks like, when I am finished in here in a few hours, I will have to defrost the car again ! That sucks. But I still wear my birthday suit in bed, cold or not I just hate wearing anything in bed....apart from a smile, of course ! Do you wear jym jams or not ? Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages And in a recession busting mood ... All my bling is FREE Free bling anyone
THE POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:
TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,
ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),
TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,
NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,
EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine,
SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,
SIX enslaved Fowl producing stolen non-human animal products,
FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,
(NOTE: after members of the animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.)
FOUR hours of recorded whale songs
THREE deconstructionist poets
TWO Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses and...
ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.
Merry Christmas Happy Chanukah. Good Kwanzaa. Blessed Yule. Happy Holidays! (unless otherwise prohibited by law)*
*Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day.
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Casual sex, a very rude old man and I am taking a break...
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Posted:Dec 2, 2008 7:22 am
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So here is another unwanted number 1. (From a big ...Sunday newspaper...) British men and women are now the most promiscuous of any big western nation ! In an international index measuring one night stands, numbers of partners, and attitudes to casual sex Britain comes out ahead of Australia, the US, France, the Netherlands, Italy and Germany, to name but a few. Well evidently they never asked people from here as most in this sex site have sex as a second or third chosen reason for been in here!As far as my own experiences tell me, from meeting women after I became a single man, this can be very true. The thought that scares me is that from all the girls I met, every single one, never stopped the play and asked me to use a condom. It was always me having to kill the eroticism and the passion of the moment , and stick the rubber on. And the ones I have met were around my own age, give or take a few years, so no teens really and should of known better to protect me and themselves. When I was a I knew one of my older work mates was dating a transvestite. He shriveled up and died from unknown reasons, those years. We all know about aids now so there is no excuse. And chlamydia is on the rise in my age group ! Ok health awareness post over now. Last night it was very busy at the petrol station so all cars entering were just joining a queue behind the rows of double pumps , waiting their turn. I joined mine and waited my turn too. In front of me there were 2 pumps with a car on each filling up, on a straight line. The pump right in front of me had a sign saying only card payment at pump. I wanted to pay at the kiosk but was not bothered about paying with card either, so waited for any one of the 2 to become available. The car in front of me finished and moved on.The driver behind me did not wish to use the card only pump,so proceeded to overtake me and wedge his car behind the first car still at the first pump. I could not drive near the hose of the second pump as the idiot was blocking my way , still waiting for the first car to move on. So I came out and knocked on his window.These were my exact words : Dad (after seeing his age) apart from jumping the queue you are also stopping me using the pump behind you.He replied: I do not want to use the card only.I answered: How do you know if I was waiting for the card pump or the one in front of it?He mumbled something and very slowly moved his car out of the way and drove off ...showing me the 2 fingers ! It drives me crazy that some people just because they may happen to be as old as a dinosaur expect to get away with anything these days. Of course me been the polite boy I am, I did not follow him to beat the old shit out of him,just let it go over my head and that was it. Also, on the same note and line of thought, am I the only one who is been raced by old biddies in the supermarket , while about a meter away from a till,they speed up and jump in front of me and then have the cheek to turn around and give ME! the dirty look which translates as: I am an old biddy, go on say something you young thug!!! Grrrrrr And last but not least, I have been spending just too much time here lately, what with taking the laptop to work with me all the time and everything,so I decided to take a break for a while. Yes,seriously..... I won't be logging in at all for the next ....hour Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages And in a recession busting mood ... All my bling is FREE Free bling anyone
And here is some more Christmas cheer, hope you like.....
THE TWELVE DAYS AFTER CHRISTMAS
The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it, just for spite
Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge
My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.
The second day after Christmas I pulled on the old rubber gloves And very gently wrung the necks Of both the turtle doves
On the third day after Christmas My mother caught the coop I had to use the three French hens To make some chicken soup
My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.
The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene The five golden rings were completely fake and turned my fingers green.
The sixth day after Christmas The six laying geese wouldn't lay So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the R.S.P.C.A.
My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.
On the seventh day, what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned.
The eighth day after Christmas Before they could suspect I bundled up the Eight maids-a-milking Nine ladies dancing Ten lords-a-leaping Eleven pipers piping Twelve drummers drumming And sent them back collect
I wrote to my true love "We are through, love!" And I said in so many words "Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the Birds!"
Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree!"
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Posted:Nov 27, 2008 11:04 pm
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I find it quite hard to locate anyone in here worth (within my criteria ) me sending them an '' I like to meet you ''message these days.I been a goldie for a month now after staying as a standard for about a year and a half.I look at profiles sometimes and I only message other smokers and drinkers as I am one myself.I do not message attached/married/prefer not to say.Looking for a slim, petite woman ( tho I tick the athletic and average buttons),is hard enough, and I want a happy smiling one as well.My searches are limited to members who logged in within a week.And within 50 miles from me.And no taller that 5' 7'' which is my height.I also click the age button between early thirties and late forties.Seeking 1 on 1 sex.Caucasian.I think I am becoming more picky by the day, but can not help knowing what I like.May be after Christmas I will have more luck in locating someone worth messaging....as this place gets a bit busy with people making a new start and all that. Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages And in a recession busting mood ... All my bling is FREE Free bling anyone
Oh and mentioning Christmas here is some Christmas cheer....
ON THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME . . .
December 14, 2008
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised or pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love, Agnes
December 15 Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtle doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted by your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love, Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what more should I expect from such a nice person.
Love, Agnes
December 17 Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't you think that enough is enough? You are being too romantic.
Affectionately, Agnes
December 18 Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. You truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I love it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the previous days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, you managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love, Agnes
December 19
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially, Agnes
December 20
Dave,
What is with you and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny you weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely, Agnes
December 21
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do you expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined by them, and I can't move in my own house! Just lay off me or you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22
Hey loser,
What are you? You must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours! Agnes
December 23
You rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a day all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! You creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24
Listen you evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death by the cows. I hope you are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy, Agnes
December 25
The Law Offices of Badger, Rees, and Yorker 20 Knave Street Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our , one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If you attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatorium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially, Badger, Rees, and Yorker
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I am the fucking daddy...
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Posted:Nov 22, 2008 3:41 pm
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And a very pleased proud one.... My girl has brought a letter home from school yesterday.Here is what it says... ''I am writing to tell you that (gals name) is making excellent progress. Having taught (gals name) last year, I was aware that she was not especially motivated in lessons and that she was very prone to chatting- not just in my lessons but others lessons as well. Of course she was by no means not the worst behaved or weakest student but it was nevertheless frustrating to observing her somewhat complacent approach to learning while recognizing her true potential. Since September however she has made a noticeable effort to get work done and respond quicker to instructions. In fact she has been working so well that we now have a positive working relationship in which she makes more valuable comments during discussions and settles down to individual work with ease. I am still unclear as to what is motivating her so positively at present, although this is not my concern. (Greekphilosopher says it is very clear to me mate and is one of my biggest concerns and reasons to be damn proud...)Whatever the cause of this refreshed approach, I am very pleased to see that her written work has improved both in terms of quality and quantity. I would like to congratulate her on her clear improvements to date and hope that she is able to sustain this for the rest of the year.'' For those of you who do not know she is almost 14 and has been living with her mom since my divorce for almost 3 years, when she decided to move in with me about 6 months ago. I received a little rebel last April,I am chaffed to bits to be getting this kind of letter from her school in less than half a year.It is all down to reasoning and a few chats I had with her.( and of course the life of royalty that I was thankfully able to provide her with during our trip to Ireland last August, all those helicopter flights and the visiting Galway races like a real princess ....when one of HER TEACHERS SEEN HER GETTING OFF THE CHOPPER ONTO THE RED CARPET....seem to be paying off. )We do not have shouting matches in this house,we do not slam doors,when there is a problem we just talk about it and try find a solution.I think I am just about to turn the corner with her. I am going to frame that letter and hang it on a wall !Ok shameless shelf ego boosting plug is over now. While you are reading this post I am the one looking like a dirty old man visiting the Erotica Exhibition at London / Olympia this Sunday, on my own, in a place where there will be more couples than sex toys!I did try my best to get someone to accompany me but nothing happened apart from polite refusals. If you do make it I be the one in boots, jeans and the leather jacket.Come say ello if you see me ! Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages And in a recession busting mood ... All my bling is FREE Free bling anyone
This is what I listen to and drink like a sponge at nights,make what you like of it,but I do hope you like it.........
Exartatai by Harris Alexiou
Ke ti onira tha ekanes But what (kind of) dreams would you do an den eimoun sto plai sou if I wasn't on your side kai an tis nyktes den aplona and if the nights I wouldn't lay tin kardia mou gia maxilari sou my heart as your pillow
an skia sou den eimouna If I wasn't your shadow pou pote den koimatai that never sleeps ma ti onira tha ekanes But what (kind of) dreams would you do se ena kosmo pou den se lypatai in a world that is not sorry for you
exartate mou les exartatai it depends you say to me it depends
ma ti onira tha ekanes But what (kind of) dreams would you do an den eimoun o pothos sou if I wasn't your lust kai an tis nyktes den anava and if the nights I wouldn't light up san fotia na skotono ton fovo sou as a fire to kill your fear
an skia sou den eimouna If I wasn't your shadow pou pote den koimatai that never sleeps ma ti onira tha ekanes But what (kind of) dreams would you do sen ena kosmo pou den se lypatai in a world that is not sorry for you
exartate mou les exartate it depends you say to me it depends
ma ti onira tha ekanes But what (kind of) dreams would you do an den eisouna plai mou if you weren't on my side kai an tis lexis den sklavona and if I wouldn't enslave/capture words monaha na se leo agapi mou only to call you my love
an den eimoun o dromos sou If I wasn't your road kai kardia pou koimate and the heart that sleeps ma ti onira tha ekanes But what (kind of) dreams would you do se ena kosmo pou den se lypatai in a world that is not sorry for you
exartate mou les exartate it depends you say to me it depends
================================== Dynata dynata by Alkistis Protopsalti
San gyneka gena sto xoma i nyxta to proi like a woman on the earth night gives birth to morning Ki ola antexoun xana kai ginontai zoi and all things revive and bear up as life
Pia palia kivotos mes ap tou xronou tis stoes which ancient ark through the arcades of time Vgazi akoma sto fos zevgaria anapnoes still brings forth to the light breathing souls two by two
Dynata Dynata, ginan ola dynata, ta adynata strong possibility all the impossible things have become possible Dynata Dynata, se ena theama gymno strong possibility with a spectacle shared in common Dynata Dynata, ki opos pane tou xorou ta vimata strong possibility with the steps of the dance Me ta xeria anixta ola ta perifrono and my arms wide open i look down on all this
Den oiparxoun polla pou na ta xtisoume mazi there aren’t many things we can build together Kita kita psila, ta lysame mazi so hold your head high, we solved them together
Ki olo kati leo kapia agapi kleo And I always say something mourning a love Ki ola mesa mou thrino xalasmata Everything in me is sad for the ruins Me ta xronia mou sta sentonia mou With my years on my sheets Sa fantasmata like gosts
============================= Apopse hasame kai oi dyo by Dimitris Mitropanos
Den ehei i nykta apopse nikiti the night has no winners tonight apopse den afisame to soma na milisi tonight we did not let the body talk esy mpori na efyges you might of gone kai ego na emina eki And I might of stayed omos kanenas apo tous dyo ta matia den tha klisi but no one will sleep
Apopse hasame kai i dyo tonight we both lost aftos pou fevgei den nika,pos na sto po the one who goes does not win,how to tell you kai aftos pou menei den xehna,pos na sto po and the one who stays does not forget,how to tell you apopse hasame kardia mou kai i dyo tonight we lost,sweetheart,the both of us
Den ehei i nykta apopse nikiti the night has no winners tonight apopse den petyhame me veli tin kardia mas tonight we did not find the heart with our arrows san keravnos me htipises you hit me like a lightning kai ego san astrapi and me like a flash san ola afta pou zisame like as if everything we lived na min metrousan gia zoi was never counting as life
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I have seen a pretty pussy
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Posted:Nov 12, 2008 11:54 pm
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Yesterday morning at work I have seen the most beautiful kitten ever.All white with blue eyes ,I think. It is believed that seeing a black cat is an unlucky sign.So seeing a white one ,is it supposed to be a lucky sign? And while I am at it, when was the last time you seen a pretty pussy ? And something else now. Since joining up in here I seem to be getting a load of flirts, winks, and waves. All from places like Ghana, Nigeria, and other local to London places. All those young pretty women, they have obviously have read my profile, especially the bit that says standards can contact me Or could it be that they all extremely shy.....scam servers automatically sending flirts left, right, and center ? The ability of some, thinking that everyone else is as naive as a three year old amazes me !
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That's it ! Next time I am going...
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Posted:Nov 11, 2008 1:44 pm
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...to ask my neighbor out for a drink. She is my new upstairs neighbor, moved in about a couple of months ago. She is very friendly and good as a neighbor, much better than the previous pig who lived there. She is a small girlie girl, young, ( just about within my self imposed limits about ) and has some lovely big smiling eyes. Tho there have been some boys visiting, there is no obvious sign of a boyfriend, yet ! Now, every time she sees me she smiles, stops for a quick chat, and always finds a reason to shake my hand ! Last Saturday she knocked on my window a couple of hours past midnight , a little tipsy, asking me for some help and to go and check why her lights would not work. I went over and flicked a switch on her mains board. ( Ok I will admit it, I fancy flicking the switch on her than her electric board !!! ) She again grabbed my hand to thank me and that was kind of prolonged. She was looking straight at my eyes as she held my hand. I did not grab her and just kissed her but it did quickly cross my mind ! Maybe she was just a bit tipsy and a bit horny...maybe she fancies a bit of Greek in her.... Or maybe I missed my chance that night... So I am up for it now and have my eye on her....wish me luck The worse that can happen is for her to say no. Have you ever had a crush on a neighbor, or a neighbor having one on you and what happened ? Did you let them know or they lived forever in your imagination ? PS: It was a bad day at work for me today....I could not log on at all Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages Get cheap bling Free bling anyone
Answers to previous post..... Clever clogs PinkRabbit and Tracy got them all !
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Damned electronics !!!
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Posted:Nov 10, 2008 10:47 am
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I came home early today because I had not much to do at work. I am so good and fast, they often run out of things to do for me. As the girl was not back from school yet I thought I would make some new pix for an album I want to stick in here... I started up the laptop, got kind of semi naked, I set the camera running, named my albums '' been fruity '' and '' black and white '' and got in a posing mood. The natural light coming through the window was just perfect, the pix in my black and white boxers were looking good, and the fruits were strategically placed to cover what I don't like to show while posing naked. Everything was going to plan when the notification about windows been low on memory and something about the paging file size came on. Then the noise from the fans started. I should of known was was coming next! Blue screen of death came on, followed by a complete black out and switching off ! Of course as nothing was already saved they all were nowhere to be found when I rebooted. I will have to try and make some new pix at work now. Something like the naked tiler I wonder if this is asking for trouble. I think it is probably a recipe for disaster, but sounds exiting been kind of oh so naughty. I remember one time few years ago, working somewhere while the lady of the house was out for the day. After doing a very dusty job, like polishing the tiles after grouting them, I got so white and dusty and there was no way I would go back home looking like a mummy,so I stripped and jumped in the newly tiled shower for a quick wash. I was, luckily, never found out but I could of easily been caught in the act so to speak ! Have you ever nearly been caught or totally rumbled doing something naughty ? Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages Get cheap bling Free bling anyone
And here is a riddle for a change, or five to be exact, they quite easy really apart from the last one... 1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to
choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is
full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away ?
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?
5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
Answers on the next post, if you don't manage to get them right,have fun,P.
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What do I get ?
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Posted:Nov 9, 2008 11:02 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2023 1:02 pm
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It is presents buying time soon. I am again breaking my head, trying to think about what to get my gals for Christmas. The one getting ready to move in her flat has asked for money, which she will get. She was always a smart one and giving money in an envelope is easy to some boys like me. I think it is a good present as the recipient can go and get exactly what they want. But I want to get her something else as well, for under the tree kind of thing. Any ideas ? The other one is harder as she is almost 14. Books and DVD,s for her, is all I can think for now. And some money too. What was the best and worse present someone ever got you for Christmas ? My worse was a corkscrew that came free with a case of wine someone had bought, I never got any of the wine though !!! As for my best, it was a combined Christmas and birthday one that I got for myself, when I went to Amsterdam for a week on my own in March last year and managed to bring no change back from 4K ! Those were the days Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages Get cheap bling Free bling anyone
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Santa coming to you ?
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Posted:Nov 4, 2008 6:10 am
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2023 4:20 am
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My little baby has been approved for a mortgage and found a flat already.Well she is almost 23 but a little baby for me. Her and her boyfriend have put in an offer for it.I am so exited about them. And it is my turn to have them for Christmas this year.So I have to cook the turkey in my little dolls house flat ! I remember last time I cooked a turkey, three years ago, having a party for just myself. It said turkey with giblets and when I looked inside all I could see was just a neck ! I thought cheeky thieves ! So after I stuffed it and finished cooking it, took it out of the oven and was checking if it was properly cooked when I spotted a white plastic bag of giblets coming out of it's backside I won't make the same mistake this time around. So talking about Christmas, have you been good this year ? Is Santa coming to you and what do you expect him to bring you ? I just have a feeling that next year will be the best for me since '05. What about you ?
Please sign My guestbook Have a read at my new My profile for standard members Tell me a secret Private messages Get cheap bling Free bling anyone
Oh, here is a little joke. Two walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, ', how old are you?'
'Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.'
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