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Its AtomicArtist's 150th Post...Are You Thrilled?
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Its AtomicArtist's 150th Post...Are You Thrilled? It seems like just 150 posts ago I had the notion to start a well written blog, become a widely revered satirist and get laid occasionally. Today all three goals are as remote as ever, but who would have thunk that this transplant from the mean streets of Boston would have made it all the way to 150 posts? Now, to some of you, 150 is no big deal…either you’ve put in more time than me or your writing is so ingenious that you feel the need to grace us with your wisdom five or six times a day. Yep, I said it…ingenious…which is something I just can’t pull off myself. In spite of that, I’m sure you all can think of 150 reasons why I’m a gem, but I’ll limit it here to a few of my proudest moments. While you’re certainly not expected to read every post here, hopefully a few lurid titles will grab you. If so, give them a gander, especially you newbies, but old friends can also reminisce about times of yore when opportunities were paved in gold. Thank you, dear readers, both new and old for you all have made me the phenomenon I am today. Comment anywhere you like and I’ll respond back. Enjoy. The Most Controversial Posts …Lets start with the juicy train wrecks. These were the rare beauties that got me in the most trouble. Some spawned threats of death and lawsuits (which I’ve saved lovingly on my desktop), some were written in code or double-speak and some just pissed you folks off something fierce! The last one…a bunch of newbies thought it was real…you people are so cute when you have no idea what’s going on! Area Blogger Thinks He39s Writing For Himself The Alien Ambassador Lurks Among Us In SpaceNo One Can Hear You Whine AtomicArtist's Badass Animal Kingdom WhyBecause I Can My At 917 Kirkland Drive Apt 4 Can't Keep Her Goddamned Legs Shut All In The Family…Here is where I write about good, wholesome family values. Obviously, by these titles I’ve been raised right. Ungrateful Ruins Family Dinner Forever According To Jewish Mother OuttaTowners Gyped Twelve Cents On Bread I've Been Deep Dickin' Your Mom My At 917 Kirkland Drive Apt 4 Can't Keep Her Goddamned Legs Shut My Wife At 14 Westminster Terrace Can39t Keep Her Goddamned Legs Shut My At 420 Fisher St, Apt 6 Is A Goddamned Insatiable Homo Fratboy Totally Wonders If Friend39s Mom Is Lipstick Lesbian Or The Mullet Kind Explaining Our Sexual Exploits To Little Billy Sucked More Than I Thought Eating Hamburgers As The World Dies…In these posts, you can tell that I watch the news and am sensitive to the issues that effect us all. [post 441634] Stock Broker Does Business In Aruba Homeless Guy Does Business In Pants Japan Readies Godzilla For Battle Against North Korea Victoria39s Secret Opened Right Next To Comic Book Store Eddie Money Thrilled About Career For Some Reason Gay Couple Uses Map On Dartboard To Determine Next Place To Live Area Woman Thinks She Could Bag Johnny Depp Hip, Trendy Youth Counselor Not So Hip And Trendy After Hair Loss I39ve Got Your Fifty State Slogans Hangin39 Right Here Entire Second Grade Class Hates Brad Armell Two Years…Two Birthday Stories Lord Of The Fruit Flies I Just Totally Outlived Jesus From A-List To D-List…Here is where, even as a wee little blogger, I just about accurately predict my climbing fame and impending demise. I’m in my low phase now, so kudos to you if you can determine exactly when I “Jumped The Shark” or even what the term means. If I Become Famous, Will I Get A Boob Job VH1 Behind The Blog Interview With AtomicArtist Atomic Gets All Sentimental And Shit…rarely do I open my heart and reveal a softer side, but when I do, it knocks you all sideways. Here is where I write about life, death, friends, lovers, childhood memories, and family. Oh boy, I’m gonna cry…(sniffle) Don’t look at me…(sniffle)…I SAID DON’T LOOK AT ME!! Life, Love, and DeathEven in the City Flophouse This Is Where I39ve BeenThis is Who I Am Behind The Rise And Fall Of Every Man And Empire Back When Toys Were Really Friggin39 Cool So Much For My Candy Apple Red Convertable You Are Loved, Dear Friend Its All About You, Isn’t It? … I honor my monumental readers or just readers I like. Who knows, maybe someday you too will get your own post dedicated to you. Study Proves Whiteboy With Fro Ain39t Got Game Daddy, Preese To Buy Me Breast Chaser Robo Cylons, Bugs, And Vikings, Oh My There39s Just Something Odd About Her Salted, Roasted, Or By The HandfulYou're Going To Love Our Nuts mm0206 is mmmmmmm mmmmmmm good Atomic Blast Hits HawaiiAnd She Liked It All This And A Truck Driver, Too I Got Yer Southern Peach Hangin39 Right Here Tipadee Doo Dah Tipadee Ay Hot, Steamy Sex…Or Some Other Weird Shit…Some of these have won writing competitions. These are different from most of my other stuff as they are more polished than some of my funny pieces and all of them delve deep into my strange sexual proclivities. If you are just discovering me, some of these are definitely not to be missed. They’re a psychologist’s wet dream! BreathlessNo Matter What Happens Life, Love, And Voyeurism Dark Desires 4EvaOne Can Only Hope Fear And Loathing In My Boxer Shorts In A Time Before All Of This The Girl Of My BadAss Juvenile Dreams What Diabolical, Weird Shit Is This?…The last section simply couldn’t fit into any category, but all have lurid titles and some decent writing. For some of them, I don’t know what the fuck I was on at the time. As I don’t do drugs, it must have been a deadly cocktail of coffee, fruit, and health food…a volatile mix I wouldn’t recommend to anyone. Genius writing, or stupid, weird bullshit?…You decide. I'm A Bigshot At The Sperm Bank My Master Has Some Kind Of Shit Fetish Mustache Makes Local Man Feel More Mature Ron Jeremy Would Like To Thank His Giant Cock It's The All Gary Numan Channel Swim, Play Golf, Live The Active LifestyleAll In Your New Hair Cleaning The Toilet With My Tongue While Reciting The Lord's Prayer SHUT YER GODDAMNED MOUTH YER IN A LIBRARY FOR CHRIST39S SAKES Thanks again, my dear readers. You are all appreciated, each and every one of you…well, maybe not so much you over there…but you, YES!  |
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3/6/2007 12:02 pm |
It took me almost two years to hit 200 so I completely understand only now hitting 150.  On the other hand, there are those who are passing 700, 800, even 1500. I can't even begin to imagine having that much to say all the time every day. Of course, I am now working on hitting 300 in the next few weeks.  Now, I have to say if you lived in Vegas, you would probably be getting laid more then occasionally, but I think you've definitely succeeded on the well-written blog front and if not widely revered you are definitely a good satirist. Wanna come visit and have me lube ya up? Later! {=} ~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~
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3/7/2007 2:48 am |
"All In The Family…Here is where I write about good, wholesome family values. Obviously, by these titles I’ve been raised right." LMAO! I just hit 100 for the 6th time ... **eyeroll** Congrats!
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Congrats on 150,so what's next???    Later AtomicRAWHIDE
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3/7/2007 11:20 am |
Shamelss self promotion...does it really work? LoL Let me guess nothing super exciting to report L? LoL Kidding Ya know I love ya `Velvet Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.
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Congrats on this momentous milestone... I have previously read most of these linked posts...and remember some very well. You are one of a kind and I'm glad you're here...
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_____Exactly how many times have you gotten laid as a direct result of your blog here? More than me, I bet. I guess women figure that blog quality means quality sex. (Sniff, sniffle, boo-hoo.)
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I love that you led with the ones that got you into the most trouble. I'd expect no less. Congrats, my friend. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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3/8/2007 10:07 am |
well ya know if there's one post I'm gonna go to that leads me to thinking its yours...I wouldn't givew ya up as one of my favourite bloggers for the world `Velvet Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.
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Congratulations! And you managed to get the banned pic past the censors for the occassion too!
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I'm in it for the Horoscopes and Smut . Thanks, bud! Proud to know ya. Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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Well done, and congratulations! I will celebrate with you by choosing a link to your basement at random... blog on!
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