Poky And The Pup Tent ( part 3)
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Posted:Mar 26, 2008 11:18 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2008 10:02 pm
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Jess sit his beer back down as Annie took the three shot glasses and started pouring the Tequila in them, looking up grinning she says,” well poky hope your in the mood for a little truth serum ,hahahahahah” Jess laughed at hearing it being called truth serum. Next Annie laid out three lime wedges on the bar and the salt shaker for them to use. Poky first looked at Annie then back toward Julie as it sure seem these two were in the mood to have some fun, and he was feeling he may like being in the company of these two. Jess then grabs the salt put a little on his arm and watched as Annie and Julie did the same. Then Jess raised the shot glass up saying, “Here to your Birthday Julie hope it will be one to remember”. Then the three of them down the shots and each take a lime to wash the bitter taste from their mouths. For moment the only the sound of the juke Box in the background as Jess seem to get caught staring at the collar on Julie neck, which Annie and Julie both caught on to where his eyes had been.
But as Annie seem not yet to get there she says, “ So Jess you have a ol lady waiting somewhere for you” Jess laugh a little as he said, “ Well not really these days, had one once but we were to much like, we could never make that final commitment , just to much of a wild side for either of us to over come, and Julie you seem to have a nice guy you were playing pool with”. This caused Julie to laugh as she looked at Annie then back to Jess she says, “Well this may be a small town, but I think people around here may not take too kindly to me hooking up with my brother”. Jess laughed as he now knew at least his first impression of the situation seem ok, and then looking over pausing long enough to see what Annie may add to the conversation then.
Annie was picking up the used lime tossing them in the garbage and not even looking back across the bar she says,” Jess, if you are wondering if I have a old man, No my friend just say I make do with what I have at hand “ as she finally looked up winking at Julie”. Well knowing all seem perfectly fine for the moment Jess reached over pulling Julie off her stool, “This music just makes me want to dance, care to join me “. Annie callout, “yes let me find some more damn limes I have somewhere around here and I’ll join you two shortly. “. Julie felt Jess pull on her just a little as the two of them moved over to the small patch of hardwood between the juke box and the pool table.
Annie found the limes as she watched Jess and Julie dancing, and grinning to her as to what she was thinking. Jess found Julie trying to dance much closer then she had before, and in some way he was still a little confused a about it as he didn’t really know what Annie may be thinking, Kind of being the third wheel of sorts, just taking it as it comes ,yet his mind was turning all sorts of ideas. But Jess just figured he would let them decide where and what b may take place.
About then Jess felt Julie pressing more of her body up tight up him, trapping one of his legs between her as she made a very foreword gesture of riding his upper leg. Jess’s hands came to grip Julie waist , as he thought if by chance if Annie looked over and thought he was , or she was to , what a darn harden Julie was giving him right then. Glancing around to see where Annie was, Jess couldn’t see her, guess she stepped out for a minute or something.
Annie had indeed step into the back room, Finding the main switch to the outside beer signs and turned them off. Annie then with her mind in overdrive walked to the back door closing it and locking the latch. Annie knew she was getting excited about what may turn out much better then she had planned, then giggling as she felt her own nipples were getting hard , and damn it, this Fricke bra is just to damn restrictive she thought as she pulled off her shirt and took off her bra. Almost not wanting to put her shirt back on, yet she didn’t really want to make it seem to foreword to Jess, well not yet anyway. Annie pulled her shirt back on and tied it up. Quickly glancing in the small mirror she could see the dark out line of her nipples showing, and even her belly sporting a piercing that held a small ruby stone there by a small golden band that Julie had given her. “Oh yea we are ready” she whisper to herself in the mirror as she walked back into the main part of the Bar. Seeing Jess and Julie dancing really close, she knew darn well Julie was being just a little damn slut, may have to put that damn leach on her before she get old Jess to worked up. Then grabbing some more change from the till for the juke box walk over to put more money into it.
Jess seen Annie come from the back room and noticed she had removed her bra as well. Jess felt it may be more comfortable to hold Julie off somewhat, he didn’t want to be pulling up stakes on his pup tent making it look like he forgot about Annie’s kind offer. Jess figured he better say something “Hey Annie we though you got lost looking for the limes.” Julie chimes in, “Poky, she may have been looking for limes, but I sure can see she found her melons”. This Caused Annie to blush a little as she knew Julie was looking at her breast barely visible under her shirt. Then Julie stopped dancing with Jess and moved over to Annie at the juke box, and begin rubbing up against Annie, which was fine by Jess cause Julie indeed had him going and a short pause in the action was mighty fine by him. Beside he wasn’t quite sure where this was going and not wanting this to end at all.
Annie punched in a few numbers as Julie kept dancing as close as she could to Annie. As Annie turned around to dance with Julie she reached out pulling Julie in close to her, Annie felt the need to put Julie in her place as she reached over her shoulder gasping Julie long hair in one hand pulling Julie in close enough to whisper in her ear, “ You know , I think you should pull your car around back before we get company, and Watch where your putting your damn hands on Jess right now, I “all tell you when and where you understand that”. Julie started to defend her self, “Ok but you know I think he getting worked up some what, it sure feel like it anyway”. Annie looks over Julie shoulder at Jess then again says, “ I bet he is the way you been rubbing your pussy up and down his leg, now if you want some of that you have to be a good girl and do as I say”. Annie talking that way was turning Julie on, and Annie even she was too, but she didn’t want Julie to know that right now anyway, besides she wanted Julie out of the picture right now, she was wondering if Jess could play the way she wanted him too. Jess seeing Annie wink at him as he watch the two of them from the pool table.
Jess didn’t know what was said, but he watched Julie nod her head and head for the front door, not even looking over or uttering a word as she went outside to do as she was told. Before Jess could read much more into what was taking placed he watched Annie coming across the floor, it seem her brown eyes were as black as coal as she came closer, only seeing her moving her hips , Jess felt a little more calm as he in no way shape or form wanted to offend her. Then cursing under his breath as the music had stopped, but the next selection came softly on a slow song that meant it was slow dancing and Jess wasted no time in reaching out his hand to take Annie up on the next dance.
Still wondering why Julie had left so sudden yet how could jess ask anything as He felt Annie breast pressing into his chest. The faith smell of perfume caught his scents and her warm body preening up to him it was once again another awaking feeling. Of Jess going shit if these two aren’t careful I may be done pass doing anything with either of them, another drink or two and trying to keep these two ladies happy may be the death of me. Then as Annie erect nipples seem to drag back and fore across his chest , jess felt Annie hand slip down and she placed it right on his growing erection, for a second he held his breath and he heard her wisher in his ear. “I feel Julie may be causing some problem right here for you Jess,”
Now if there was ever a loaded question, and really no way to have the right damn answer, or for that matter Annie had him jewels in hand , Jess finally whispered back, “ It seem you two done got me between a rock and a hard place right now”. This caused Annie to giggle somewhat, but yet she wanted to find a way to take control of Jess as well as Julie... Not knowing Jess well enough to know if he was game or not she says, “Well Jess, you see Julie is out side moving her car, cause I think the three of us should get to know each other a little better,” as she squeezed his hidden erection that seem to be just getting more profound as they slowly danced back and fourth.
Now Jess knew the two of them seem to have a thing for each other, that he had gathered, but also he just wondered what Annie was really thinking anyway. Jess hands slipped down pulling on Annie’s ass thinking if he could trap Annie hand movement he may just be able to keep his thought clear, right how in hell was that going to happen, they done worked him up like some old bull being out on a pasture in the spring time. Then hearing Annie quietly say, “Now isn’t it just every man dream to have two women at the same time”. Jess finally saying, “Yes it is but have to say either one of you may be more then I could keep up with”. Annie leans back looking into Jess’s eyes as she says, “Ohio I think you may keep up with us, if you do as you’re told”. Hearing that Jess knew now if it was to happen it was going to be Annie’s wishes for Julie and him both.
Then jess says, “oh yea, well that all depends on Julie, would not it, after all it is her birthday”. Annie grins as she pushes jess back against the pool table, not letting jess move either way. Much more forceful Annie speaks, “that is true but I know what Julie need more then she does, for that matter I even know what you need too”. Then Jess feel her hand rubbing harder into his groin and Annie hard nipples are beginning to poke through the sheer material of her shirt... Jess can’t help but notice that, but before he could say another word he felt Annie lean in kissing him hard, and her tongue parting his lips sop fast it had taken him off what ever he thought he would say. Now Annie’s hands may have been rubbing the front of his jeans, but in some way Jess was feeling she had him right by the balls, wholly cow she was coming on faster then a thunderstorm, as he swore he could hear his heart pounding in his ear drums right then.
Jess could only return the kiss, as he may have been hearing the storm, but he also saw the lighten strikes from Annie’s eyes as she back off from their kiss just in time as Julie came back through the door. Almost being caught yet Julie seen Annie had Jess right where she wanted him and knew deep down Annie would do. What ever she pleases at times to make it beyond what ever a person could dream up. Julie grinned at jess as Annie back was to Julie, but Annie voice was heard above the music, “ Julie lock the door and turn out the signs in the window would you?”
Well lets see if I can get this posted, seem dandy getting long winded again Thanks Dandy
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The Hidden truth about a Rose
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Posted:Mar 23, 2008 6:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2008 8:05 am
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Why is it always the rose that hold such power to love and so fourth. We give them to a love one, when we feel love, we give them to heal them when they’re in need, and we give them in celebrate of a new beginning and then once more if they are gone. True there are other flowers, but there is always the rose to appear and I honesty think out of every color and fashion it is the rose everyone knows.
We use other thoughts to describe them. For example her beauty is so much like a rose; maybe the touch of her skin is as soft as the velvet texture of each petal. We go as far as to say how each petal connected reminds us of how our life intertwined with each other.
And what can we say about color, Different colors that means different things to each of us .some like the rich red color, like the color of blood, or the bright yellow ones to make some think of the morning sun as it rising over the distance sky. Could it even be a white one that may be the virgin one, or the black one we find so distance. Then again far more colors are there, and some blended from gardeners over the year s to produce new colors.
There is the smell of them that drift on the warm currents remind us of sweetness to be had found, sometime strong and yet sometime just a hint of it as you pass by. Think if you were blindfolded and someone pass a rose by you could you get a visual thought of its beauty, even if it was not a rose, only the scent persevered in some kind of bottle or a candle perhaps.????
There are ones that grow to the roof tops covering every inch, others that stay contain in smaller portions. Long stems supporting a big blossom and shorter one that have many small blossoms interchange between the green leaves to create a family of sorts.
And last but least I came to where to me it has always been a part of the rose that I begin to think hold a hidden truth to. It is the thorns along the stem. Very sharp and painful they can be. What was the reason for them anyway???? Were they designed to be there so if you felt pain in your heart you could grasp them tight to make the pain be felt in your palm and not your heart? Could their use be there to remind you that no matter how beautiful they are, how soft their petals maybe, the smell that drift through the air.
A few years ago I was attending a funeral. The casket was covered with roses and it even had roses engraved and airbrush onto it. Everyone was saying how the old man was being so strong and not even a tear he had was shed during the service for his wife of sixty years. But as I pass by and said my peace to him, I had to hand him a napkin, for the thorn of the rose he had been holding, left blood in the palm of his hand. You see I could have said something to the others, but like the rose I must just let the true beauty of the rose do its deed.
Happy easter to each and every one of you. and by chance you are in the grasp of a rose, we're only thinking the best for you Thank you for your time as always and Monday is back to our story , being in that mood again.
Have a great Day Dandy & Snatch
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Crushed
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Posted:Mar 19, 2008 9:59 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2008 7:40 pm
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Sometimes in a passing day, we get drawn into a thought process, can be in a form of what we may read, see, or just an inner feeling that come to over power us. Even sometime it is nothing more then a single word and off we go multitasking in our own mind. I know it happens to me , and found it has taught me more then I care at times , yet to come to understand it is even better in some ways. This story is based on an Art Class I took a few years back. The instructor passed around a hat. In the hat were pieces of paper with only one word on it. The lesson was that from that one word we were to compose a drawing based on that one word, and draw it out in pencil, to be presented to the class at a later date and to explain to the class what was our thinking and thought to draw such a picture.
. I drew my word and looked at it for a few minutes , I may even frowned just a little for I seem somewhat in shock, and yet I also wondered if it wasn’t meant to be. For in my past, I have learned that, sometime we find our destiny in other ways, not always the clear picture. The word I drew was “CRUSHED” When the instructor seen the word I picked, she even offered me another word based on the fact I was recovering from a terrible accident. But I refuse to pick another, I told her maybe it was time to deal with some of it, and I really wanted to know where this word would take me . you see in my mind I had to see if my artistic world I knew some where and somehow it would be good for me to try .
Then out of the past I remember on my mother side some spent part of their lives being hard rock minors. Sometime in the under ground there was many hazards, but in hope of discovering the riches that laid hidden beyond the rock walls Beyond digging and blasting their way into the ground they also had to deal with cave ins, water , and then the most unexpecting danger. The poison gas that would not be known until it was much too late to escape from. So take a seat and let me tell you the story of my drawing I did!!!!!!!!!!!
In the very early days men, that spent most of their life under ground, found that if they carried a canary in a cage with them in their pursue of the riches, if some kind of deadly gas was to appear or the lack of oxygen would effect the bird in the cage and give them time to get out of there. So it was a way in which the use of these find song birds came to be involved in a relationship of sorts... Each morning when the man would go to work he carried the bird in a small cage and when he got where he was working he would place the cage close to his work and in a way that become their way of life.
Then I began to wonder if one old man back in his day the bird also becomes his only companion, and each morning as he would pull the covering from the cage to feed his bird, maybe a left over basket, and maybe he would whistle and the bird would response to his tune. Time would pass on and each morning he come to enjoy hearing the song the bird would chirp away and in some way it brought some sort of happiness to him. For it were only this old minor and the bird in the cage.
So any way one day during their working, the ground began to shake and treble as the once solid rock wall from over his head came crushing down on him, his lantern crushed , the heavy timbers of the mine pinning him to the floor of mine buried in rock and stones he laid .
As the dust slowly settle from the air he looked up to see the cave in had produce a very small opening to let in a small piece of daylight. Not large enough to do him any good, and beside he knew that indeed this would be his finial resting place. For now he was beginning to understand this may be it, for in repose of his riches he will have them but not as he planned only to lay with in reach and no more.
But wait what is this as he looked over seeing the bird cage was also smashed and yet he looked harder before he see the bird sitting on a jagged piece of stone. Laying back he smiled as he saw that his cannery wasn’t harm it seems. Now free from the small cage that had held him in captive. The old minor looked up and he felt his heart fill with pride as he knew he may not be able to set himself free to climb out of there, yet the bird could take fly out of there up thought the small opening At least it was a very kind thought to have at the time. The minor watched as the cannery hopped from one stone to the other that held the minor tightly to the ground.
But as the bird came in to the spot where the daylight made it present known to them. The canary stopped and began to sing. As the minor listen to the canary sing and knowing it may be his last he had nothing left to do but listen to his canary, and yet he was wondering if the bird would find his way out or would he stay???
This is where I ended my little tale for it is here even Dandy finds it is of my place to let you figure out your own ending, You see some time it not all what we seek, that we find the comforts of our life’s but the little things that make it all worth while. Also have you know I got a very good passing grade for my home work, but yet I knew I already made the grade I wish for. Thank you for your time my friends as this is my way of bringing a little sunshine into your day Dandy & Snatch
So share your ending if you wish????
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NO Flipping Easter Bunnies
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Posted:Mar 18, 2008 9:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2008 7:38 pm
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I know I know, I got old poky about to have the time of his life, and all with Annie and Julie, but gush darn it Easter is just about upon us and I done figured it would be of some sort of greatest to put out the word before some unexpecting goodness and bought with love and all that other ideas to come to be.
Don’t go buying those any Damn bunnies for Easter!!!!!!!
OK, now that I done made my point I should explain it a little more in detail as why you have to resist such kind thoughts. It was a lesson that Dandy done learn long go. Granted I did enjoy dying the eggs , shakes on them funny looking peeps, and did get little addicted to them little hard coated fake eggs. But them damn bunnies about did me in,
This takes us back when all our were young and Snatch’s big heart got the best of her just a few days before Easter. Now Snatch didn’t grow up on a farm and when she and the little ones were down at the feed store picking up grain they had these cute little bunnies there. So somewhere between picking up two bag of grain and home They all came roaring into the yard and dual being the first to jump out came running over to me yelling out” Dad come see our bunnies mom got for us.”
Well, right there I heard the phrase it was plural not just a rabbit, but they were Bunnies!!!!! So as I shot Snatch one of them you should of knew better then that. Snatch grabs a hold on me and leads me over to the pickup saying. Now don’t you go worrying about these bunnies, dear? See we even bought these fine plastic crates and these here feeders, and look here the water bottles Too. See I done figured out if I picked up all this stuff, you don’t have to worry about having them around right.
Then I ask them so, which ones were bucks and which one were Does??? No response other then dua dua and her brothers grabbing their crates out of the pickup and dual dua saying, “Really don’t know dad, hear tell they are just brothers and sisters you know, one happy family.” Geez, just fine time that was trying to explain the birds and bees to a four year old about bunnies!!!!!!! Oh well I figured I had better dig out some wire and build a small wire fence to keep the dogs and coyotes away from the bunnies. After attending Dau dua pet funeral over the one eye gerbil that died, I knew it best to get right on it, and by chance just maybe find the proper way in explaining the mating habits of these little furry creatures.
So we went right to work and finish the enclosure and all of them pitched in, Even Snatch was happy and dandy was greatly rewarded, oh yea baaaaaaaaaack to the story. So as I was placing the gate on their new bunny’s home dua dua says, “Thanks dad, now we can let them out to play with each other.” NO NO NO you don’t go letting them go, they’re bunnies, and we don’t need no more bunnies, .but dad, their crates aren’t that big they need room” Ok ok. So dandy goes and buy a bunch of lumber and more wire and build four cages, Now wait yes three bunnies and why four cages, Well dandy mind was already in the thought of future developments, like I said , at their age I knew if I was to tell them what happen, they surely would try to prove me wrong.
Well all went well for a bit of time until one morning dua dua came running in after feeding their bunnies, “ DAD , DAD , Buck is down there pulling all his hair out, he must be sick!!!!” Dandy quickly looks over at Snatch , then seeing her make a exit from the room, I made my way down there to the bunnies pen., Casually asking,” Dua dua you guys having been turning them bunnies out were you”. Dua dua kind of looks at the ground and then up at me she says, “ well one day I got buck out and Dan got out Sam and really really I drop old Buck and Sam done got away from brother., but we finally caught them and put them back, Sam looked kind of terrible you know”. Ok well dua dua lets build us a nesting box for Buck the doe and in a few days we will have more flipping bunnies!!!!
Then finding out my work would take me out of town during the weeks and being gone for a bit, coming home on weekends. It seems I was out building them damn bunny’s cages until we had a whole township going. I remember as the trips to the feed store it sure seem the pellet bill was out weighting the feed bill. I know about now your saying “WTF does that have to do with sex on this here site. Well knowing bunnies taste like chicken brought on worse case of them damn bunnies were getting far more then I was after that statement. Sure was a dilemma if there ever was one. They must have done bought that darn born free movie about the same time.
Well, since we never eat the bunnies, and the little ones got older. We loaded up crate after crate taking the m there bunnies to the feed store. The manager said he didn’t want to buy no bunnies, but I told him no problem you can have them damn bunnies, as my little one are well educated now with the bird and bees of bunnies.
So with Easter coming soon, You make darn sure your bunny is stuffed,. This was brought on a reminder of Snatch asking," so what are we doing forEaster. And then she said, remember all the bunnies hahahahahh. Make me just wonder who was really holding one of them darn bunnies in the first place
Any way Dandy just thought I could save a few good men from becoming carenters. Ok back to our story havea great Day Dandy & Snatch
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Sign of the times!!!!!!
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Posted:Mar 16, 2008 1:45 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2008 7:40 pm
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Sign of the times. what happens to ya if you get drawn into the tube.
Have you ever thought if they can do Ads on ED, hemorrhoids, the birth control patch Etc, yet can’t be responsible enough to run an ad for condoms???????
They are trying to figure out why the Dollar is losing it value, not hard to understand that, read the label in your clothing????????
Remember two cane dates arguing about who would pick up the phone at three in the morning to warn off a threat, and then last week missiles were fired from their own camp and they haven’t figured out how that happened?????
And not to be worried, the other one that is to believe he is weak in domestic affairs, figured he got us convince and take a foreign trip to the middle east, Think he may of learned something planning a trip to the south , like maybe new Orleans !!!!!!! Must think he got us figured out
And last but not least, hearing a man say, “I don’t care what it cost for fuel less people I have to share the road with”. And my reply was, “so does that mean when your employees call up saying they can’t afford to drive to work you still taking that vacation????’
I know I know I know , I have done broken my own rule on what I would write here, but WTF it sure seem we are coming apart at the seams these days , OK Back to our regular schedule programming of sex, fun and rock and roll. Orders from Snatch, said I need to throw the tube out the window agree or disagree?????
Oh well We have ice cubes, a bottle of rum , and a deck of cards Snatch is going to lose her shirt today!!! take care our freinds.
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Poky and the Pup Tent ( part 2 )
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Posted:Mar 16, 2008 11:57 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2008 8:20 pm
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Jess couldn’t help but notice Annie fingers were tapping along with the music of the juke box, and if there was ever a sign of someone wanting to get out there a boogie just a little it was to be. As he asked Annie, “would you do me favor and dance with me, Annie”? It didn’t take Annie more then a spilt second to round the end of the bar pulling Jess right off his stool saying at the same time, “ Hell yea, let’s just see if you are who you are there, Poky “. Now if Jess thought Annie’s fingers were keeping good time, it didn’t even measure up to watching Annie hips moving to the music. Almost like a cobra rising up hearing the tune played from a flute. Damn it to hell, he thought even her eyes were flashing in delight if he wasn’t mistaken, well so he thought , until he felt Julie rubbing her breast up against his back, Julie in no way was planning on sitting this one out.
So between Jess taking in the beauty in front of him and feeling Julie rub up against him from the back side ever now and then Jess darn near got caught up in the music spinning like a top first watching Annie and then turning around facing Julie at other times Jess called out, “Damn you two just about going to do me in trying to keep up with the two of two”. Then hearing that, Julie reply, “now come on there is that why you are call poky can’t keep up with two hot women, never know it being my birthday and all, hahahahahhh”.
Now Jess felt Annie hands on his hips when he was facing Julie and trying to keep the beat going he felt it was Annie rubbing his back side. Annie spoke out this time to Julie,” Wow seem old poky here got some good hip movement here, don’t you think Julie”. Then Julie laughing and winking at Annie she says, “you think just wondering if he can keep up with us Annie, it surly would be challenge don’t you think” but before Jess could hear Annie reply the music seem to be coming to an end, and as the music drifted off Jess was more then thirsty and stepped over to the bar to retrieve his beer. Leaving the two girls on the floor, and as he took a small sip from his beer the music started again, and he watched as the two girls seem to be getting back into it. Jess just stood there for a moment and watched as it seems something had surly lit a fire between the two of them.
Well little to be known to Jess these two had danced together more then he knew, and it wasn’t but taking another drink from his beer he about drowned in it when out of the blue he watched Julie reach over and pulled Annie in close kissing her very passionless on the lips again as both of them were grinding their hips together very tightly. Jess kind of caught up in that and it must have been he had the look of a deer in the head light kind of deal when the two of them broke from their kissing and looked over to see Jess reaction from their kissing and hugging. Then jess watched Julie whisper something into Annie ear and from what Jess gathered at the moment it surly must have been in agreement with Annie as well as Jess could tell from their grinning that it seem they were making plans, and just no telling what that may be.
Jess remembered he had just stopped off for one and planned on finding a place to spend the night figured he had better pace himself some, as it seem from the action of the two girls, and his hidden desire his mug done had a hole in it. As he finally sat it back down on the bar. The juke box had finished another song, and It wasn’t but a flash he watch Annie quickly return to her place behind the bar drawing another round from the tap. Jess hurried and dug out his money clip throwing it on the bar, and then saying. Annie you may have to pass me by here, I need to find place to camp out before I go and get plum carried away here, “. Annie smiled as she sat the beer on the bar she replied, “No problem there Poky, Julie here can run you down the road there a hotel just a mile from here”. Jess smiled as he replied, well not really into the hotel just need palace to throw out my pup tent and I’m set”.
.Then hearing Julie call out as she moved over to the juke box looking for more music to play,” Hey Poky, no problem Annie got a place right out back of the bar you can do that, no use you taking off before we get to know you better anyway”. Then Jess watched as Julie turned and winked at Annie, and now jess knew that may be one offer in time he had better take them up on, and by all means there was a little bit of wanting to as he turned back toward Annie waiting her reply. Anis grinned at Jess as she spoke, “ well couldn’t really let poky here get on that bike and all since he been drinking, and it does seem like good plan to me to Julie , Why don’t you show jess here where he can put up his tent, and that will give me some time to gather your birthday present”.
Before jess could say another work Julie had done raced across the room grabbing him by the arm and saying, “ come on poky let us get you set up, and Annie I’ll be back in a flash, I’m just dying to find out what you gotten me, know it going to be good”. Jess had only enough time to say thanks to Annie as Julie leads him out the door to his bike. Jess said to Julie, “Wow this is most unexpected, that is really nice of Annie to let me pitch my pup tent here”. Julie laughed as she pointed out the place there by the trees just beyond the back of the bar. “right over there Jess, and Annie always keeps a place or two for people to stay over, need any help with your tent/” Jess smiled as he picked up his sunglasses slipping them on and throwing a leg over the bike he says, “oh no it ok, you better go see what Annie has gotten you, it won’t take more then a minute to set up anyway and I’ll be back in a little while”. Julie reached over hug Jess and said, “well we got some more dancing to do, you just don’t take to long you hear and jess notice Julie hand slipper down by his waist as she let go. Jess almost held his breath as that happen, cause it sure seem the earlier views from them two had done and did a little more then just stroke a note on the juke box. Beside Jess did feel he had something more then just a tent to set up, if his chaps haven’t kept it from being caught dead to right at the time.
Julie stepped back as jess hit the starter and idled his bike over to where Julie had showed him. Now digging thought all his baggage and getting everything set up was not so hard, but trying to keep from thinking of what the other two may have been up to was another thing all by it self for they were having a effect on him. He found he had to more then once reach down and straighten out a growing problem he was having, or it may have been a damn good thing he wasn’t in the bar as Julie had returned.
Julie stepped back into the dim light of the bar seeing Annie standing there grinning like a cat that just eaten the canary. Julie could not take her eyes off of Annie as Julie watch Annie reach down and sat a present upon to the bar. Then with a evil grin and in a kind of strong yet determine voice Julie heard Annie say, “ Well now since poky has done showed up and you my little sexy and wild vixen, this is going to be one birthday you will never forget , come on over here and see what I have gotten for you”. Julie eyes lit up as she stepped over to the bar pulling the ribbon from the box. But before Julie could rip open the wrapping Annie hands came down over the top of her holding her at bay she spoke softer this time, “ You see I thought it was going to be just us two, but now do I have a much bigger , harder and better gift to give you then I had thought of. It seems there may be three of us this evening, and for some reason I thinking you will be quite satisfied in what I have bought for you”.
Julie felt Annie’s hands squeezing her wrist, and wanting to see what Annie evil mind had been thinking of was very intonating as she dug her fingernails into the wrapping paper under the pressure of Anise hands. Julie’s almost transfixed by Annie’s words as Annie finally let go and Julie ripped the wrapping paper from the box. Julie heart began to pound as she opened the lid. First Julie sees a studded collar and a leash resting over the top of the fine tissue paper cover up more contents beyond the leather collar. Julie smiled at Annie as she picked it up, and places it around her neck to show Annie it would indeed fit, but before Julie could fasten it there Annie reached over to help her. Annie spoke softer this time, “ See Julie now I can lead you anywhere I want to, and see this ring I got a leash to go with it. “ as Annie reached in pulling out the bright silvery chain and fasten the leash to the collar.
Julie heart began to pound harder then before, she knew what ever Annie wished for had always made Julie wants more in return.. But then Julie felt Annie hands unclasp the leach and set it to the side of the box saying, “Maybe we better not leave that on right now, we wouldn’t want poky to run off, and it does seem I only got one collar after all”. An evil little laugh escapes Annie’s lips as she watched Julie’s hands reach back into the box folding the paper back. Laying neatly folding up , a very black and smooth leather bra , laced with the chain mostly open that would leave most of her breast exposed to the open.
Julie held it up to her chest to show Annie how it may look, and even with Julie shirt hiding her breast it still warmed Annie thoughts. Then Julie laid it back on to the bar. Digging into the box next came the very small and thin leather straps and more silvery chain that it seem to be the thong, or was it as there wasn’t a whole lot of it to cover anything at all... holding it up and almost acting like she was playing with it like a cat cradle you work with your hands she stretch it out to get the picture. Maybe Julie needed see it to but not Annie, as she already had a vision of it on Julie thighs, the chain digging into her hips the small leather bands that would slip down from the small of her back divided at the bottom and each small strap running up the inner thigh leaving the center opened. Julie could help but notice Annie’s tongue licking at her lips as she held it up. Julie couldn’t say nothing more then,” Damn Annie it hot in here or what?’ Annie grinned harder as she leaned over the bar pulling Julie by the hair and kissing her hard on the lips again.
Annie then broke her kiss and whispered, “Well what is still in the box, I guess we don’t really need it right now as she placed the lid back on it, not letting Julie see what was left in there. Julie quietly asked, “Come on Annie what else is there”. But as Julie hands reached for the box Annie pushed them away saying, “Oh no not right now, besides we have company remember outside”. And hearing the door open as Jess stepped back into the bar the two ladies gathered the contents of their wanting you mite say and pulled them from view.
Jess almost stop where he was as it did seem he may have been intruding them, and he figured may be a good time to check out the jukebox and blend back into the scene. Jess called out as Annie and Julie seem to be getting what ever they were doing back together,” hey so what is your pleasure something fast or something slow” As jess had his back to them Annie leans over whispering to Julie , “ Tell me would you like it fast and hard or slow and inching it way into you”. Julie yes lit fire as she caught on to Annie question she replied, “ Maybe both Annie, and what about you , bet you would like to have that pounding your ass right into the ground about now what you not?’
Then Annie stepped over calling out to jess, “ It really doesn’t matter poky, just play something sweet will yaw” as she drawled a fresh beer for Jess and reached over taking three shot glasses from the shelf . Then grinning at Julie she said,” What about you Julie you want something sweet too”. Then hearing Annie giggle as she stepped over to find a bottle tuck away under the top of the bar. Jess punch in a few tunes and as he walked over to where Julie was sitting he did indeed see now that Julie seem to be wearing a studded leather collar around her neck, or did she have it on before and he hadn’t notice it. Oh well guess he would take a sip of his beer and dwell on it some what.
Well this seems to be a good place as any for Dandy to dwell on this too, really would hate to sell my little story short you know.lol so stay tune it seems we got us a fire going on here. Take care and as always thank you for your time and hope this is bringing on a little evil grin from our readers as well.
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Don't even know her name.
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Posted:Mar 14, 2008 3:01 am
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2008 8:07 am
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Oh wow here it two in the morning, and not much going on, well that wouldn’t be entirely true. It seems while on my daily trip down through blogland right in the far corner something or I should say a person caught my eye. What was it her hair, eyes, the way she was posing, or for that matter was it listening to music from the head phones sparked the thought. Drifting back in time way back but it runs as vivid as it was just yesterday! Over thirty years it has taken me, a question that will never have an answer no matter how long this man walks on earth nope no answer at all.
Now you may ask what the question is and as funny it may sound. I wish I knew her name, but when it came to be I said I didn’t need to know it, so even now I must wonder if it was the way it should have been. How do you enter into a friend ship with a person, become the best of friends for a short period of time, one that came along put you back in tack, help you figure out everything that would cast me into the next thirty years., give me the courage, the will, the push to make everything a man could wish for to come true. .
Now I bet your thinking wow this is dandy talking about his better half. Nope not at all. It was a very fine lady I met back when I was engage to Snatch , will I was and I wasn’t for a short period of time. It was period of time of cold feet, lack of faith, or damn scarce to death that I would be responsible for another person beside myself. A very mixed up period of time in my life. Now I firmly believe if it wasn’t for the lady with no name I wouldn’t have had the pleasures of this life. The only sad part is now I have no idea if it ever worked out for her, and that sadden me some what, but with out a name I have no idea.
So here I sit in the dark, wondering if I should tell the story and by chance she may read this somewhere in the future. No telling if that may happen or not but by chance it would be one way I could thank this person for what her has given me. Or would it be just better to let go of it and just keep it buried in time. I do know there are a few things that happened between us that once read it would give her all the pieces in time and maybe that would be cool but do I really want to know her name?????????
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Aasuming The Worse!!
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Posted:Mar 13, 2008 10:38 am
Last Updated:Mar 20, 2008 3:05 pm
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Have you ever just sat there gathering facts and before you know it, you were totally wrong with the whole darn thought process. Well as much as we try not to get there it happens, and then down the road you find out what it really was. Well yep it does happen to each and every one of us; just admitting to it sometimes is down right funny, and other time s well we won’t go there.
For example we have a neighbor that recently gotten remarried to a fine lady. Most of the time he stops by or we run into each other now and then. I even remember when they got married he stopped by to tell us, and even told us that they were having a party and hope they won’t be to loud. Nice of him considering Dandy has a habit of every once in awhile turning up the tunes here, so that wouldn’t be a problem.
Well it seems everything was going well, and on my early morning outing to feed the horses and so fourth the morning breeze would carry a smell , that seem like someone was burning their breakfast, kind of like you burned waffles or something like that. Anyway, sometime it would be stronger then the shit!!!! So I was telling Snatch one day, “You know he gotten remarried and all, but darn it, you think she will ever quite burning his breakfast, or maybe he should give her a hand or something.”
Time goes on and seeing him a few time, I always thought about asking him about it, he didn’t seem to be losing weight that I noticed. Even the few morning I seen him heading to town first thing in the morning, I once again thought, “Well at least he taking her out to breakfast anyway, that would be a good thing, wouldn’t it.
Then one morning I was making my rounds and had this other neighbor shows up want in to know if I had some time to work out a design for his new adventure. So as I ask him what he was up to he told me. “See we started a new little business brewing coffee beans and been doing that in my shop every morning”. That in itself, I got caught up in laugher, and he was starting assume I had lost all my marbles until I finally found enough strength to pull it back together.
So now am I glade I never ask the new weds if she was ever going to learn to cook and not burn their breakfast. So any way once again we must remember, it not so nice to out think the little world we live in!!!!!!!!!
so have you ever let your mind wonder to a point that it cuaght you rethinking it????
Or have you found your self in a pickle over it?????
So we hope each and everyone is having a fine day Dandy & Snatch
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Once again little head has Won the battle!!
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Posted:Mar 12, 2008 1:56 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2008 5:29 pm
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Oh yes how they all stood in agreement, that for our protection we needed the wire taps, the monitoring of all our e-mail and so fourth. By all means we needed this. They once said. “So is it,” sign it into law and forget the other idea of being nosey, they seem so intent to make it so.
So what has these upper classmen’s learned in their hope of keeping us at bay????? Did they not think that they were except from being one of their own destruction of morals... no don’t blame us for it that was of their own design I must say. We only waited for them to be caught in their own trap.
Granted, once we did have a certain amount of privies to do our own thing, freedom to express what we wanted or do with in our own house. But the inquiring minds had to make it difficult to say the least. Sugar coat it, make it seem very important issue, use pics of destruction, dig into it, find out who may want to cause harm to us!!!!! Granted words spoken they figured, But wait!!!!!!!!!
So this day I sit and laugh, for once again the little head as won the battle!!!!!!! I ponder on this question now? Well this man goes to court and say that the previous law shouldn’t have been put in place. Or will the prosecuting attorneys want to sweep it under the rug, for if he won the case, would they lose the use of their undercover work they come to like. Very interesting I think, how about you???????
Thank you for your time, and by all means each of us are entitle to our own thoughts on this, This is not based on one party or the other, just thoughts of what is taking place. I can only guess that there is a lot of whispering at the water cooler today????? Again thank you and have a great day Dandy
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Here WE go !!!!
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Posted:Mar 4, 2008 2:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2008 12:26 pm
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Well it seems there a writing contest going on and after reading some I thought I would see if I could which is understandable hard for me to enter in such few words and all, well i think it may of posted and maybe not don;'t know right now so i'll put it here and let you ponder on it!!!!!! and i'll tell you there more to it then i wrote but enjoy it anyway!!!!!!!
Well, I don’t rightly know if this could have been my worse date ever, but gush darn it if it getting down to making it around the bases and home plate and all, I guess this may just is that. Of coarse back in my younger days, much more refined then today it wasn’t just a open and carefree love affair it always took a bit of fine seduction and as always meeting a lady that seem far more of class then to just jump on the ride, it took a few dates to get there, but it always made it worthwhile so it seem.
Any hoot, I had a few dates with this very fine lady a couple of times, but we never made it all the way something always came up and not at all in the right places and time. Then after awhile she hooks up with this other guy and guess she was doing ok, and all that hadn’t heard from her in some time. I surly do remember she always set my old heart on fire; she had more moves on the dance floor then the paint mixer at the true value paint store. Damn, thought if we ever did get to home plate she would grind my butt right thought the mattress and all.
So one afternoon I get a call from her asking how I was doing and all that and wondered if I would like to go out for the even. Well remembering what hotty and how she did put stress in all the right places on a pair of levis, how could I refuse such kind offering and hell bells maybe just get to paint the whole darn town so to speak.
Time was given and I picked her up and took her out to a very fine restaurant for dinner. I do recall she seem a bit frigidly if that a word but her excitement for being with me was just darn so over whelming as it seem. Dinner was fine and conversation was good. She told me how she decided that she had enough of the boyfriend she was with and she moved out and staying with her sister. Well that was a plus for me I thought, I may make it to the World Series if I played my cards right.
I do recall she seem a little nervous about something and all but just thought maybe she was just happy to be in my company, dinner went well and she made a comment that she would like to go out dancing and needed a drink or two, said she had something she wanted to ask me. Well, like I already said, I did really like her and just maybe she did too, and just one or two drinks we could even take the next step or two. Worth a shot anyway. Beside the way she kept moving around in her seat, damn she did seem like she had something going on for sure.
Anyway after a couple drinks and a few dances she whispered in my ear she wanted to ask me something. Grabbing my hand and leading me out the back door, my goodness this guy thought damn we may be getting it on right out there, stealing all the bases and all. So we stepped out in to the cool even air , even the moon shinning down on us , a small dark corner in the back of the bar, hell it sure seem like a fantasy made for two. My heart was a pounding, just knew she was going to tell me everything my body had done told me all ready.
After a couple of long kisses and feeling the warmth of her body pressed up to me so tight she quietly whispered into my ear, “ You know dandy I have always trusted you, you have always been here for me, and now I need you more then ever” . Oh my goodness she had my heart on the platter right then and there. Shoot me it was to be had by all means. Man was I feeling like a king but wait.
Then she whispered once more as I held her tight to me, “ I have a damn problem it seem by ex boyfriend given me the crabs, can you help me out here” Well if there was ever a downing of a ship, she done and sank the whole blasted navy right there and then. But as I gathered the words from what she said and she pulled back scratching like hell, it kind of made me laugh, foal ball, I guess nothing going out of the ball park this time.
But being the man I was I did take her down to the free clinic the next day and they gave her the meds to cure the problem. We did stay as friends not much more then that but I remember coming home a few days later after work and caught my mom washing every sheet in the house, it seem after I bought the med for the crabs my dear mother found the receipt .now I’m not going there . Not pretty at all.
Thank you for your time as Always Dandy6912000
If you find it on there pages let me know, this place get me confused at times you know????
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Muddy Water
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Posted:Mar 3, 2008 3:16 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2008 4:21 pm
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Sometimes when we go off on a fishing trip, it for the relaxation, the times memories are made of and all that goes with it. For what was an excepted and what it became is all so different much like the water that runs in the river this time of year, maybe even so much in fact that it never really dawned on me muddy water doesn’t really cast much of a reflection does it.
Down south from here there is a place we go where two rivers meet. Upstream from one river is a dam that is only a mile and haft from where we fish and since the water comes from the bottom of the reservoir it runs clear and you can see most of the bottom when it is low, and since they weren’t running all the generators it was just that. You could see all the rocks and fish and what ever else lay beyond the surface and in the smoother area of it yes even you could see your reflection of sorts.
The other river is fed from it source of more rivers and streams up river from you and as the spring thaw, it turns from the clear water into a combine color of earth and mud, not much to be seen as you look into it, only a midiron foot or so before there is nothing, and by all means not a reflection to be seen.
Now then if you cast your line into the one river that ran clear even the fish seeing the line and lure would vanish before your eyes. On the other hand when I fished in the muddy water, my line and lure not visible and under cover of the muddy water made it much easer to get with in reach of the fish. But if you fished at the mouth of one and drag our line from the muddy water into the clear water you were lucky to get a fish , which we were very fortune enough to do.
But where am I going with this tidbit of thought as I found myself wondering is that how we go through life. We see part of our future and yet we do have to swim in the muddy water to finally see the reflection of what we wish for. As I studied this little thought of the different and being I had took my father with me , I came down to the thought that in ways I knew that his age is caught up with him ,and in the weeks time, his mind has been slipping more then I care to admit too. Or has it, as he knows of our move and hell fire was it his way of making it easier for me to go.
It was a rough week, his stories of previous fishing trips he not even acknowage I was with him then, no it really threw me a curve until the one day as we sat there on the river bank in the down pouring rain and in the distance a sound of big twins rumbling up the highway from the far side he finally looked at me and said, “ do you ever get cold when your riding?’ And I kind of felt the warmth from the sound and replied, “Not at all for it is the ride that warm my soul “
Then he said, “I guess you will send me a post card every now and then right?’ Yes, I agreed with him as I stood up casting my line back into the muddy water for now I have no more answers to give him. I think we both know we will remember that day as the nine bikes rolled by that day.
Oh well, now I got that off my chest, Dandy ready to fix my blog leaving everyone hanging for so long, better put some finish to our story got some writing to catch up on.
Hope every one doing well, and will try to make it to everyone blog this week, hang in there your not by any means forgotten at all!!!!
Take care my friends. Dandy & Snatch
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Poky and the Pup Tent (part 1)
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Posted:Feb 20, 2008 6:07 am
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2008 12:26 pm
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He looked ahead seeing the old weathered sign of the road side bar barely flashing, it had a few of the lights burned out, and only one small car, and two older pickups parked in the front. He turned in finding an open space, with enough room to keep his bike out of harms way . The couple of neon signs glowing from the windows and it seem just to be just another one of the little pubs. The little places that just seem to fit in with most small towns, nothing too fancy, just a neighbor hood bar .
Never really knowing at first how one may be greeted in one of these places, The ones inside could be friendly, or from some pass experiences sometimes they ignore the stranger and life goes on, at this point he really didn’t care, all he knew he was thirsty and they serve cold beer, that was his only care at the time. flipping off his sunglasses, and laying them against the windshield, stretching a little to loosen up some, the last 50 miles or so had been telling him his day was about over and he welcomed a cold one, a little time to unwind a well.
As he opened the front door, he felt everyone eyes were upon his entry. Two guys sat at one end of the bar that stretched out over the back wall, At the far end, a pool table with young lady and another guy was playing pool. Noticing there was three or four open bar stools at the one end , he made his way over to one of them as the bartender, a lady that seem closer in age , with a very winning smile greeted Him, “ Hey you look like you could use a cold one “. He smiled back to her as he slipped off his leather jacket placing it over the back of the stool he replied, “ You must have been reading my mind, I would like anything that cold “. The bartender laughs as she pulls a frosted mug from the cooler, fills it to the brim and places it on the bar in front of him as the biker pulls out his money clip and lays a five on the bar.
Finally seated there, the others seem to be more involved with the two playing pool as he took his first sip of the cold refreshing brew. The bartender makes his change and returns as he takes some of it and slides it back to her he says,” here you go ,This sure seem to hit the spot ”. She picks up the tip and replies, “ That it is , welcome to my place, Annie my name “ He take another drink before he sit the frosted mug down he says, Nice to meet you Annie, You have very cold beer, thank you”.
Then before the conversation could go much further one of the guys from the far end yell out,” Annie, we sure could use some service down here”. Annie turns to them talking in a much louder voice she answers him,” Hank, you can be a little more polite or you could get your drunken ass out of here, and Bill your driving right, don’t need one of you in jail again for it”. The biker watches as Bill turns and pop Hank on the shoulder he says, “Hank you better knock it off, Annie going to 86 us again. Sorry Annie about that it seems Hank here forgot his manners”. Annie then laughs as she places another round in front of them she says, “Ok, boys this is it the last one and you guys need to go home, you hear me”. Bill nodding his head, yes, Annie we well is getting on for home it seems hank has almost had enough as they laughed. Hank again says, “Hell I could drink al night, I’m not that damn drunk, am I?” Annie picks up their money and says as she walks away, “Hank you had more then you need, and Bill you make damn sure you take him home, don’t need his wife down here again giving me shit about his drinking you know”.
The old biker picked up his beer taking a drink as he watches the little show from the end of the bar, by now the two playing pool , seem to have finished their game as they walk over to the bar saying, “Annie we could use another one too while your down this way”. Annie places two more beers on the bar and as they go to pay for them the Young lady says, “Hell give everyone a beer, it my birthday and all, we just as well have a party don’t you think”. Annie looks over at Bill and then Hank she says, “ Well you can buy everyone a beer, except for Bill and hank as they had enough “. But before Hank could say another word, bill quickly jabs Hank in the ribs giving him a clue that enough been said and better to leave it well enough alone by now. Done seem they had their run at the bar and time to drink and be gone.
As Dave the one that had playing pool with Julie looks at her he says, “Shit you didn’t say a word about it being your birthday at all.” Julie kind of kicked Dave in the leg and answers, “ nope I sure didn’t and being how long I have known the three of you guys, that just a damn shame isn’t it “. Then the old Biker watch as Julie made her way down to where he was sitting. Taking a slow draw from his beer, the biker sat it down as Julie sat down beside him. The old biker says, “Well happy birthday, and thanks for the beer, you really didn’t have to do that you know”. Julie smiled at him, “Well you look like you could use another one, so where are you heading??” The old biker looked over Julie’s shoulder at the three guys at the other end staring at him as they were curious as to what Julie may be up too, then thinking it may be a good time to step out of this awkward picture that seem to be taking place, he laughed as he stood up, “Well Julie, right now I think I may need to use the rest room as he walk off in that direction.
As the biker enters the restroom he was thinking may be by the time he made his return to the bar, he would no longer be part of the proceeding that was taking place before him. Or at least that what he was hoping for anyway.
Well he couldn’t really hear what was going on but it seem to be some kind of ruckus going on as he came out of the bathroom just as he saw Annie standing at the front Door holding it open and yelling at the guys, “ THAT IT!!!!! YOU THREE GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW< HAD ENOUGH OF YOU FOR ONE GOD DAMN DAY”. The biker kind of grinned as Annie must of knew them pretty darn well, or should say they knew better then to stand there and say anything t o her as He watched two of them dragging hank by the cuff of his shirt by Annie as she slammed the door shut behind them. Looking over, the biker sees Julie was over by the juke box looking for music to play, even she had gotten out of harms way, he guessed.
As the old biker made his way back to his bar stool , he couldn’t help but notice Annie sure did fill out a pair of levis to say the least, and if it wasn’t for her bra, that see through top would leave nothing to conceal at all. Now the old biker had already looked at both of the ladies hands and no rings as well, not that he was looking for something, he just found it better to take notice, nothing like having a cold beer sitting next to some lady or even talking to one and having some cross-eyed jealous husband bounding thought the door. Really screws up a good day in his book.
Annie steps on behind the bar and pours three beers sitting them on the bar, her anger turning back to a smile just as if you pulled a steaming tea pot of a hot burner .... That was good, no telling about bartenders are sometimes, get pissed off at one person and it hell for the rest of the customers left behind... Annie calls out to Julie as she slides one of the beer in front of the biker and the other one over to where Julie had been sitting before he had went to the restroom,” Here Julie lets have a beer, and wish you have a better evening then the afternoon you been having”. Then turning toward the biker she says, “Sorry about that those three are ok, they just don’t know when they had too many you know”. The biker replies,” Well thank you again for the beer, and most people just call me Poky”. Now, Annie hearing that stopped talking, taking in what he just said, and Poky had done figured he had better tell her why or he may be the next one out the door. “They call me that because I’m never on time getting there, and always late I guess,” Annie just smiled as she reached over shaking his hand to greet him ,she laughs and says,” that one interesting nickname, or one hell of a pick up line “. Annie then walks down the bar to turn up the music as Julie start making her way back to the bar Annie calls out, “ Hey your birthday beer down there next to poky the biker HAHAHA”.
Now Julie’s eyes widen as she hears the name, and with out a second to lose she says back, “now Annie that one nickname we should make sure we check him out don’t you think heheheheheh”. Well it sure seem to have the ladies laughing, and finally old poky thought he had better tell them his real name before they got to darn carried away it seem. He call out over the music, “ Well if you girls feel any better you can just call me Jeff and let the nickname go “. Julie is first to say, “Oh no, we think we’ll keep that name, just sound better don’t you think Annie???” Then Annie joins in, “yes by all means Poky it is, and I think we should have that beer as the two girls made their way back over to where Poky was sitting.
Oh well, Jess just found it nice to hear them laughing, and if it was going to be at his expense, there surly was nothing bad about that, besides hearing a little southern rock on the jukebox , in the company of to fine and attractive women, seem to be a nice ending to a great day, or was it.???????
Well know it been awhile but maybe a little tale or two. Gets much better as we read part two. Where I have started and where shall it end, don't be bashfull and let the fun begin.
hope everyone been doing well, and by all means thank you for your time Dandy & Snatch
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Why Snatch shouldn't take Dandy Shopping !!!!!!
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Posted:Feb 13, 2008 5:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2009 7:30 am
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This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
> > > After Mr. and Mrs. Dandy retired, Mrs. Dandy insisted her
> > > husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr.
> > > Dandy was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred
> > > to get in and get out.
> > >
> > > Equally unfortunately, Snatch was like most women--she loved
> > > to browse.
> > >
> > > One day Snatch received the following letter from her local
> > > Wal-Mart.
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> > > Dear Mrs. Dandy,
> > > > > In the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
> > > commotion in
> > > our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to
> > > ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Dandy
> > > are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
> > > cameras.
> > >
> > > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
> > > people's carts when they weren't looking.
> > >
> > > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
> > > 5-minute intervals.
> > >
> > > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
> > > the women's restroom.
> > >
> > > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
> > > voice, Code 3 in House wares - get on it right away.'
> > >
> > > 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
> > > M&M's on lay-a-way.
> > >
> > > 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
> > > area.
> > >
> > > 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told
> > > other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
> > > blankets from the bedding department.
> > >
> > > 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he
> > > began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me
> > > alone?'
> > >
> > > 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as
> > > a mirror while he picked his nose.
> > >
> > > 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
> > > asked the clerk where the anti depressants were.
> > >
> > > 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
> > > humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
> > >
> > > 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
> > > look' by using different sizes of funnels.
> > >
> > > 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
> > > through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
> > >
> > > 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,
> > > he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
> > > AGAIN!'
> > >
> > > And last, but not least,
> > >
> > > 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
> > > awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
> > > here!'
Well I guess you can dress em up but can't take em out! And you want to know why I want to move! LOL
Take Care and have a great day! Snatch
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